Scene 92: Jeff Flips Out / I'm Stealing The Room
Jeff (Martin):
So listen, we should get together sometime. Have a jam. Hey, play some blues. Extensions! Work out some extended blues licks. White people
can play the blues, you know.
Extensions! Work . . .
Extensions! Work . . .
Extensions! Work . . .
Extensions! Work out some extended blues licks.
Work out some extended blues licks.
Don:
Yeah, I gave it to him . . . Yeah, he went back to the special room . . . No, no. He's gonna smoke it . . .
Howard:
Jeff has gone out there on that stuff.
Good Conscience (Mark):
He should have never have used the elixir and only stuck to the incense. Oh, Atlantis!
Mark:
That was Billy The Mountain dressed up like Donovan fading out on the wall mounted TV screen. Jeff is flipping out. Road fatigue. We've gotta get him back to normal before Zappa finds out and steals it and makes him do it in the movie!
Bad Conscience (Jim):
You have a brilliant career ahead of you, my boy. Just get out of this group!
Mark:
Howard! That was Studebaker Hoch dressed up like Jim Pons giving career guidance to the bass player of a rock-oriented comedy group. Jeff's imagination has gone beyond the fringe of audience comprehension!
Howard:
Jeff, Jeff, it's me, The Phlorescent Leech!
Jeff (Howard):
I'm stealing the towels! Ha ha ha . . .
Mark:
Jeff, Jeff, it's me, Eddie!
Chorus:
I'm stealing the room
I'm stealing the . . .
I'm stealing the room
Stealing
I'm stealing the . . .
I am . . . mmm
Steel
I am steel
Steel
S-s-steel
I am steel
Steel
