Let's Make The Water Turn Black
Lyrics
Now believe me when I tell you that my song is really true
I want everyone to listen and believe
It's about some little people from a long time ago
And all the things the neighbors didn't know
Early in the morning Daddy Dinky went to work
Selling lamps & chairs to San Ber'dino squares
And I still remember Mama with her apron & her pad
Feeding all the boys at Ed's Cafe!
Whizzing & pasting & pooting through the day ...
(Ronnie helping Kenny helping burn his poots away!)
And all the while on a shelf in the shed:
KENNY'S LITTLE CREATURES ON DISPLAY!
Ronnie saves his numies on a window in his room
(A marvel to be seen: dysentery green)
While Kenny & his buddies had a game out in the back:
LET'S MAKE THE WATER TURN BLACK
We see them after school in a world of their own
(To some it might seem creepy what they do ...)
The neighbors on the right sat & watched them every night
(I bet you'd do the same if they was you)
Whizzing & pasting & pooting through the day ...
(Ronnie helping Kenny helping burn his poots away!)
And all the while on a shelf in the shed:
KENNY'S LITTLE CREATURES ON DISPLAY!
Ronnie's in the Army now & Kenny's taking pills
Oh! How they yearn to see a bomber burn!
Color flashing, thunder crashing, dynamite machine!
(Wait till the fire turns green ... wait till the fire turns green)
WAIT TILL THE FIRE TURNS GREEN!
Dick Kunc: This would be a little bit of vocal teen-age heaven, right here on Earth!
Ronnie Williams: (backwards) Dodn-do-do-dodn-dodn-dodn-dada
Players On This Song
Records On Which This Song Has Appeared
Zappa Albums
Tributes & Cover Albums
- Various Artists: Unmatched
- Pierrejean Gaucher: Zappe Zappa included in Medley
- Zappatistas: Live In Leeds
- Colin Towns + NDR Bigband: Frank Zappa's Hot Licks (And Funny Smells)
- The Muffin Men: Muffinz
- Nasal Retentive Orchestra: Fric Out!
- Meridian Arts Ensemble: Prime Meridian
- Hart Genossen Von Abba Bis Zappa
Notes About This Song
CC Clues In This Song
- References The Idiot Bastard Son, Ronnie's Booger Story and Kenny's Booger Story.
- References Jars