Seal Call Fusion Music

Lyrics

(Arf, arf, arf . . . . etc.)
FZ: THIS is cheap. This is really cheap, watch this;
(arf, arf, arf . . . . etc.)
FZ: How 'bout, how about a disco seal call solo?
(arf, arf, arf . . . . etc.)
FZ: Ok, Ok now a waltz seal call solo . . . from-from Bavaria.
(arf, arf, arf . . . . etc.)
Vinnie: Yeah, Frankie, y'know,
FZ: Yeah, Vinnie?
Vinnie: These things just crack me up, y'know?
FZ: I know it, Vinnie, I'm tellin' ya. How would you like to have a little accordion with that?
Vinnie: Oh! Tommy!
FZ: Tommy, Tommy, you think you could give him a little accordion with these seal calls?
Vinnie: Where are you anyway?
FZ: "Seal Call Fusion Music." It's a Penderecki number.
(aaarooof!)
Tommy: Do you mean it, Vinnie? Vin? I really wanna . . . knooww. Y'know, I've been really put on by a lot of penguins 'n seals when its' icyyyy! Actually, cryogenics is expanding—Day by day
FZ: Day by day, I'm fallin' more in love with you, an' day by . . . you're just like a penguin in bondage, boy.
(arf, arf, arf . . . . etc.)
Tommy: Oh, oh, ah, ah, you're gettin' me hotter, Vinnie, hotter! I wanna get colder!
FZ: Mauricio Kagel, eat yer heart out!

Records On Which This Song Has Appeared

FZ Albums & Side Projects

• At The Circus

Notes About This Song

• Quotes Day by Day (Axel Stordahl/Paul Weston/Sammy Cahn) and Penguin In Bondage.

Den Simms: "What was the significance of Vinnie's seal calls?"

Frank Zappa: "That was just something that Vinnie could do. It was a noise that Vinnie could make, so why not use it?"

Den Simms: "It was pretty funny."

Frank Zappa: "Yeah."

- Den Simms, Eric Buxton and Rob Samler's interview They're Doing the Interview of the Century, Part 3, September 1990.

CC Clues In This Song

• Arf!
• Disco
• Germany: "Ok, Ok now a waltz seal call solo . . . from-from Bavaria."
• Mauricio Kagel
• Krzysztof Penderecki