Difference between revisions of "A Token Of My Extreme"
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| − | L. RON HOOVER: | + | |
| + | '''Act II'''<br> | ||
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| + | '''SCENE NINE'''<br> | ||
| + | '''A TOKEN OF MY EXTREME'''<br> | ||
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| + | ''(Arriving at L. Ron Hoover's modernistic office / cathedral / ware-house / condominium complex, Joe is greeted by a pre-recorded message and a dramatically illuminated image on a wall-sized TV screen.)''<br> | ||
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| + | '''L. RON HOOVER:'''<br> | ||
Welcome to the First Church of Appliantology!<br> | Welcome to the First Church of Appliantology!<br> | ||
The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloading only!<br> | The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloading only!<br> | ||
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| − | Don't you be | + | '''JOE:'''<br> |
| − | + | Don't you be tarot-fied<br> | |
It's just a token of my extreme<br> | It's just a token of my extreme<br> | ||
| − | Don't you be | + | Don't you be tarot-fied<br> |
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It's just a token of my extreme<br> | It's just a token of my extreme<br> | ||
Don't you never try to look behind my eyes<br> | Don't you never try to look behind my eyes<br> | ||
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You don't wanna know what they have seen<br> | You don't wanna know what they have seen<br> | ||
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| − | JOE: | + | ''(JOE thinks to himself.)''<br> |
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| + | '''JOE:'''<br> | ||
Some people think<br> | Some people think<br> | ||
That if they go too far<br> | That if they go too far<br> | ||
| − | They'll never get | + | They'll never get back<br> |
To where the rest of them are<br> | To where the rest of them are<br> | ||
I might be crazy<br> | I might be crazy<br> | ||
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At what you find when ya go!<br> | At what you find when ya go!<br> | ||
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| − | JOE: | + | ''(And thus, having rationalized his expedition to L. Ron's modernistic office / cathedral / warehouse / condominium complex, JOE seeks the answer to his problem.)''<br> |
| − | Oh oh oh | + | |
| − | Mystical Advisor<br> | + | '''JOE:'''<br> |
| − | What is my problem, tell me | + | Oh oh oh, Mystical Advisor<br> |
| − | + | What is my problem, tell me, can you see?<br> | |
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| − | L. RON HOOVER: | + | '''L. RON HOOVER:'''<br> |
Well, you have nothing to fear, my son!<br> | Well, you have nothing to fear, my son!<br> | ||
You are a Latent Appliance Fetishist, It appears to me!<br> | You are a Latent Appliance Fetishist, It appears to me!<br> | ||
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| − | + | '''JOE:'''<br> | |
That all seems very, very strange<br> | That all seems very, very strange<br> | ||
| − | I never craved a toaster<br> | + | I never craved a toaster or a color T. V.<br> |
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| + | '''L. RON HOOVER:'''<br> | ||
| + | A Latent Appliance Fetishist is a person who refuses to admit to his or herself<br> | ||
| + | That sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of MACHINES...<br> | ||
| + | Get the picture?<br> | ||
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| − | + | '''JOE:'''<br> | |
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Are you telling me<br> | Are you telling me<br> | ||
I should come out of the closet now Mr. Ron?<br> | I should come out of the closet now Mr. Ron?<br> | ||
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| − | L. RON HOOVER: | + | '''L. RON HOOVER:'''<br> |
| − | No, my son! | + | No, my son! You must go into THE CLOSET<br> |
| − | You must go into THE CLOSET<br> | + | And you will have a lot of fun!<br> |
| − | And you will have | ||
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That's where they all live<br> | That's where they all live<br> | ||
| − | So if you want an | + | So if you want an appliance to love you<br> |
| − | + | You'll have to go in there n' get you one<br> | |
| − | You'll have to go in there | + | |
| − | + | '''JOE:'''<br> | |
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Well...that seems simple enough...<br> | Well...that seems simple enough...<br> | ||
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| − | L. RON HOOVER: | + | '''L. RON HOOVER:'''<br> |
Yes, but if you want a really GOOD one,<br> | Yes, but if you want a really GOOD one,<br> | ||
You'll have to learn a foreign language...<br> | You'll have to learn a foreign language...<br> | ||
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| − | + | '''JOE:'''<br> | |
German, for instance?<br> | German, for instance?<br> | ||
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| − | L. RON HOOVER: | + | '''L. RON HOOVER:'''<br> |
| − | That's right | + | That's right,<br> |
A lot of really cute ones come from over there!<br> | A lot of really cute ones come from over there!<br> | ||
(Fifty bucks, please)<br> | (Fifty bucks, please)<br> | ||
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| − | CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER: | + | ''(And a cheerful group of Appliantologists dance into the room wearing aluminum foil lab smocks, lock arms in a circle around JOE, making sure he pays in full, all the while singing with L. RON as he delivers his final instructions.)''<br> |
| − | This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... Joe has just learned to speak | + | <br> |
| − | German | + | |
| − | the other side of town, it's called THE CLOSET... | + | '''APPLIANTOLOGISTS:'''<br> |
| − | And they got these | + | If you been mod-O-fied,<br> |
| − | like a housewife who can speak German (you know what I mean)... so | + | It's an illusion an yer in between<br> |
| − | Joe's learned how to speak German, he goes in this place and he sees | + | Don't you be tarot-fied,<br> |
| − | these little Kitchen Machineries dancing around with each other, and he | + | It's just a lot of nothin' so what can it mean?<br> |
| − | sees this one...that looks like it's a cross between an industrial vacuum | + | If you been mod-O-fied,<br> |
| − | cleaner and a chrome piggy bank with marital aids stuck all over its body... | + | It's an illusion an yer in between<br> |
| − | it's really exciting...and when he sees it, he BURSTS INTO SONG... | + | Don't you be tarot-fied,<br> |
| + | It's just a lot of nothin' so what can it mean?<br> | ||
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| + | ''(JOE leaves the First Church of Appliantology and sets out to try L. RON's expensive advice.)''<br> | ||
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| + | '''CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:'''<br> | ||
| + | This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... Joe has just learned to speak German now, get this, heres why he did it! He's gonna go to this club on the other side of town, it's called THE CLOSET... And they got these appliances in there that really go for a guy dressed up | ||
| + | like a housewife who can speak German (you know what I mean)... so Joe's learned how to speak German, he goes in this place and he sees these little Kitchen Machineries dancing around with each other, and he sees this one...that looks like it's a cross between an industrial [[Vacuum Cleaner|vacuum cleaner]] and a [[chrome]] piggy bank with marital aids stuck all over its body... it's really exciting...and when he sees it, he BURSTS INTO SONG...<br> | ||
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==Players On This Song== | ==Players On This Song== | ||
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*[[Joe's Garage Acts II & III]] | *[[Joe's Garage Acts II & III]] | ||
*[[You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol. 2]], as '''Tush Tush Tush (A Token Of My Extreme)''', recorded on [[74/09/22-23 Helsinki Finland Kulttuuritalo|22 September 1974]]. | *[[You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol. 2]], as '''Tush Tush Tush (A Token Of My Extreme)''', recorded on [[74/09/22-23 Helsinki Finland Kulttuuritalo|22 September 1974]]. | ||
| + | *[[The Dub Room Special! (The Album)]] as [[A Token Of My Extreme|A Token of My Extreme (Vamp)]] | ||
==Notes About This Song== | ==Notes About This Song== | ||
| + | *The title is a pun on the expression ''"a token of my esteem".'' | ||
| + | *The line "Don't you be tarot-fied" is a pun on [[Wikipedia:Tarot|tarot]] and "terrified," and an attack on pseudo-mystical nonsense. Compare [[Cosmik Debris]]. | ||
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==CC Clues In This Song== | ==CC Clues In This Song== | ||
| − | [[Category:Tracks|Token Of My Extreme | + | * The robot looks like a cross between an industrial [[Vacuum Cleaner]] and a [[chrome]] piggy bank. He also speaks [[German]]. |
| + | * Mentions the lines ''[["The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. If you got to load or unload go to the White Zone!"]]'' | ||
| + | * [[L. Ron Hoover]] and the Church of [[Appliantology]] are rips on [[L. Ron Hubbard]], the founder of [[Wikipedia:Scientology|Scientology]]. | ||
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| + | [[Category:Tracks|Token Of My Extreme]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Tracks with sexual topics|Token Of My Extreme]] | ||
Latest revision as of 10:03, 16 December 2021
Lyrics
Act II
SCENE NINE
A TOKEN OF MY EXTREME
(Arriving at L. Ron Hoover's modernistic office / cathedral / ware-house / condominium complex, Joe is greeted by a pre-recorded message and a dramatically illuminated image on a wall-sized TV screen.)
L. RON HOOVER:
Welcome to the First Church of Appliantology!
The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloading only!
JOE:
Don't you be tarot-fied
It's just a token of my extreme
Don't you be tarot-fied
It's just a token of my extreme
Don't you never try to look behind my eyes
You don t wanna know what they have seen
Don't you never try to look behind my eyes
You don't wanna know what they have seen
(JOE thinks to himself.)
JOE:
Some people think
That if they go too far
They'll never get back
To where the rest of them are
I might be crazy
But there's one thing I know
You might be surprised
At what you find when ya go!
(And thus, having rationalized his expedition to L. Ron's modernistic office / cathedral / warehouse / condominium complex, JOE seeks the answer to his problem.)
JOE:
Oh oh oh, Mystical Advisor
What is my problem, tell me, can you see?
L. RON HOOVER:
Well, you have nothing to fear, my son!
You are a Latent Appliance Fetishist, It appears to me!
JOE:
That all seems very, very strange
I never craved a toaster or a color T. V.
L. RON HOOVER:
A Latent Appliance Fetishist is a person who refuses to admit to his or herself
That sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of MACHINES...
Get the picture?
JOE:
Are you telling me
I should come out of the closet now Mr. Ron?
L. RON HOOVER:
No, my son! You must go into THE CLOSET
And you will have a lot of fun!
That's where they all live
So if you want an appliance to love you
You'll have to go in there n' get you one
JOE:
Well...that seems simple enough...
L. RON HOOVER:
Yes, but if you want a really GOOD one,
You'll have to learn a foreign language...
JOE:
German, for instance?
L. RON HOOVER:
That's right,
A lot of really cute ones come from over there!
(Fifty bucks, please)
(And a cheerful group of Appliantologists dance into the room wearing aluminum foil lab smocks, lock arms in a circle around JOE, making sure he pays in full, all the while singing with L. RON as he delivers his final instructions.)
APPLIANTOLOGISTS:
If you been mod-O-fied,
It's an illusion an yer in between
Don't you be tarot-fied,
It's just a lot of nothin' so what can it mean?
If you been mod-O-fied,
It's an illusion an yer in between
Don't you be tarot-fied,
It's just a lot of nothin' so what can it mean?
(JOE leaves the First Church of Appliantology and sets out to try L. RON's expensive advice.)
CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... Joe has just learned to speak German now, get this, heres why he did it! He's gonna go to this club on the other side of town, it's called THE CLOSET... And they got these appliances in there that really go for a guy dressed up
like a housewife who can speak German (you know what I mean)... so Joe's learned how to speak German, he goes in this place and he sees these little Kitchen Machineries dancing around with each other, and he sees this one...that looks like it's a cross between an industrial vacuum cleaner and a chrome piggy bank with marital aids stuck all over its body... it's really exciting...and when he sees it, he BURSTS INTO SONG...
Players On This Song
Records On Which This Song Has Appeared
- Joe's Garage Acts II & III
- You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol. 2, as Tush Tush Tush (A Token Of My Extreme), recorded on 22 September 1974.
- The Dub Room Special! (The Album) as A Token of My Extreme (Vamp)
Notes About This Song
- The title is a pun on the expression "a token of my esteem".
- The line "Don't you be tarot-fied" is a pun on tarot and "terrified," and an attack on pseudo-mystical nonsense. Compare Cosmik Debris.
CC Clues In This Song
- The robot looks like a cross between an industrial Vacuum Cleaner and a chrome piggy bank. He also speaks German.
- Mentions the lines "The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. If you got to load or unload go to the White Zone!"
- L. Ron Hoover and the Church of Appliantology are rips on L. Ron Hubbard, the founder of Scientology.
