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==Lyrics== | ==Lyrics== | ||
| + | And if his dick is a monster<br> | ||
| + | If his dick is a monster<br> | ||
| + | If his dick is a monster<br> | ||
| + | They will give him their hearts<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | '''''Howard:''' Hold it! Please hold it!''<br> | ||
| + | ''My God, Madge... you voluptuous New York City slit...''<br> | ||
| + | ''Why didn't you tell me before?''<br> | ||
| + | ''It was so hard to tell with your little blousey-poo on, but...''<br> | ||
| + | ''Now that I see you... I would have helped...''<br> | ||
| + | ''I didn't know you were so obviously... PREGNANT!''<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
I've got the thing you need<br> | I've got the thing you need<br> | ||
I am endowed beyound your wildest<br> | I am endowed beyound your wildest<br> | ||
| − | Clearasil-spattered fantasies, oh oh oh | + | Clearasil-spattered fantasies, <br> |
| − | + | Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-ohhh!<br> | |
| + | <br> | ||
Girls from all over the world<br> | Girls from all over the world<br> | ||
Love to write my name on the toilet walls<br> | Love to write my name on the toilet walls<br> | ||
| − | At the | + | At the Whisky-A-Go-Go<br> |
| − | For I am | + | For I am Bwana Dik!<br> |
| − | I am | + | I am Bwana Dik!<br> |
| − | Me | + | Me Bwana Dik!<br> |
| − | Me | + | Me Bwana Dik!<br> |
| + | <br> | ||
| + | My dick is a monster<br> | ||
| + | Give me your heart | ||
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| + | ''(Bwana Dik is a legend''<br> | ||
| + | ''Enormous thou art)' | ||
| − | My dick is a | + | My dick is a Harley<br> |
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You kick it to start | You kick it to start | ||
| − | ( | + | ''(When Bwana Dik speaks''<br> |
| + | ''The heavens will part)'' | ||
| − | + | My dick is a dagger<br> | |
| − | + | I'll force it to fit | |
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My dick is a reamer, baby<br> | My dick is a reamer, baby<br> | ||
| − | To scream up your slit | + | To scream up your slit<br> |
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Steam it!<br> | Steam it!<br> | ||
Ream it!<br> | Ream it!<br> | ||
| − | Cream it! | + | Cream it!<br> |
| + | <br> | ||
==Players On This Song== | ==Players On This Song== | ||
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| + | *[[Flo & Eddie|Mark Volman]] (lead vocals, dialogue) | ||
| + | *[[Flo & Eddie|Howard Kaylan]] (lead vocals, dialogue) | ||
| + | *[[Biography|Frank Zappa]] (guitar, dialogue) | ||
| + | *[[Ian Underwood]] (winds, keyboards, vocals) | ||
| + | *[[Don Preston]] (minimoog) | ||
| + | *[[Bob Harris II|Bob Harris]] (second keyboard, vocals) | ||
| + | *[[Jim Pons]] (bass, vocals, dialogue) | ||
| + | *[[Aynsley Dunbar]] (drums) | ||
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==Records On Which This Song Has Appeared== | ==Records On Which This Song Has Appeared== | ||
===Zappa Albums=== | ===Zappa Albums=== | ||
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===Tributes & Cover Albums=== | ===Tributes & Cover Albums=== | ||
==Notes About This Song== | ==Notes About This Song== | ||
| + | *Cites "[[Duodenum]]" (aka. "Theme from ''Lumpy Gravy''") in the section between "I've got the thing you need" and "Me Bwana Dik". | ||
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==CC Clues In This Song== | ==CC Clues In This Song== | ||
| − | + | *References [[Motorcycles]]: "My dick is a [[Harley]], you kick it start." | |
| + | *Mentions the character [[Madge]] in the ''[[Fillmore East, June 1971]]'' version: "My God, Madge... you voluptuous New York City slit." | ||
[[Category:Tracks]] | [[Category:Tracks]] | ||
[[Category:The Real Frank Zappa Book (The List)]] | [[Category:The Real Frank Zappa Book (The List)]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Fictional characters]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Tracks with sexual topics]] | ||
Latest revision as of 07:58, 21 October 2021
Lyrics
And if his dick is a monster
If his dick is a monster
If his dick is a monster
They will give him their hearts
Howard: Hold it! Please hold it!
My God, Madge... you voluptuous New York City slit...
Why didn't you tell me before?
It was so hard to tell with your little blousey-poo on, but...
Now that I see you... I would have helped...
I didn't know you were so obviously... PREGNANT!
I've got the thing you need
I am endowed beyound your wildest
Clearasil-spattered fantasies,
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-ohhh!
Girls from all over the world
Love to write my name on the toilet walls
At the Whisky-A-Go-Go
For I am Bwana Dik!
I am Bwana Dik!
Me Bwana Dik!
Me Bwana Dik!
My dick is a monster
Give me your heart
(Bwana Dik is a legend
Enormous thou art)'
My dick is a Harley
You kick it to start
(When Bwana Dik speaks
The heavens will part)
My dick is a dagger
I'll force it to fit
My dick is a reamer, baby
To scream up your slit
Steam it!
Ream it!
Cream it!
Players On This Song
- Mark Volman (lead vocals, dialogue)
- Howard Kaylan (lead vocals, dialogue)
- Frank Zappa (guitar, dialogue)
- Ian Underwood (winds, keyboards, vocals)
- Don Preston (minimoog)
- Bob Harris (second keyboard, vocals)
- Jim Pons (bass, vocals, dialogue)
- Aynsley Dunbar (drums)
Records On Which This Song Has Appeared
Zappa Albums
In order of recording:
- Disconnected Synapses in Penis Dimension (interpolating early "Bwana Dik")
- Tengo Ná Minchia Tanta
- Fillmore East, June 1971
Tributes & Cover Albums
Notes About This Song
- Cites "Duodenum" (aka. "Theme from Lumpy Gravy") in the section between "I've got the thing you need" and "Me Bwana Dik".
CC Clues In This Song
- References Motorcycles: "My dick is a Harley, you kick it start."
- Mentions the character Madge in the Fillmore East, June 1971 version: "My God, Madge... you voluptuous New York City slit."
