Movie Theater Skit (Commercial Session Outtake)
Jim:
Two, please.
Mark:
Thank you. Enjoy the movie, sir. I hope you enjoy it.
Jim:
Thank you.
Howard:
One for the loges, please.
Mark:
Wait a minute!
Howard:
Yeah?
Mark:
Aren't you in this movie?
Howard:
Shhh! Yes, but, you know, you're not supposed to know that, I mean, this is the first day on the road for us and I just, I had to sneak into town and . . .
Mark:
Do you always come and see your movies? Really, tell me, you can tell me, I'm . . .
Howard:
Well, ah, hah, I haven't made that many, you know, I . . . This is the first one and I'm really excited, but I thought I'd check out audience reaction.
Mark:
Oh, let me tell you, this 200 Motels— I went and saw it last night while I was ushering . . .
Howard:
Yeah . . . Did you, did you . . .? Oh . . .
Mark:
I mean, I sat down and watched it . . .
Howard:
The cute little blue suit you got.
Mark:
I mean, you were great!
Howard:
Thank you.
Mark:
You were great especially.
Howard:
Thank you.
Mark:
And Keith Moon . . .
Howard:
Oh, yeah.
Mark:
And Ringo Starr . . .
Howard:
Oh . . .
Mark:
Oh, all of those . . .
Howard:
Did you dig Theodore Bikel? Didn't you think he was far out . . .
Mark:
Theodore Bikel! Yeah! He was great.
Howard:
I'll tell you , man, if all movies are like this, it's really a get-off.
Mark:
Really.
Howard:
Do you have the album yet?
Mark:
No. An album?
Howard:
Yeah. Well, there's a double record set and it comes . . .
Mark:
Of the movie?
Howard:
Yeah. It comes . . .
Mark:
From the movie?
Howard:
Yeah! Oh, yeah. There's a big poster in it. The same one that's outside of the theater right now . . .
Mark:
The same one with the orchestra playing?
Howard:
Yeah. That's right. The concentration camp and the newts . . .
Mark:
Why!
Howard:
And all the weird little animated thing.
Mark:
And all those songs you sing . . .
Howard:
Yeah. Yeah.
Mark:
About the girls and the . . .
Howard:
Uh-huh.
Mark:
And the, this, the legs . . .
Howard:
Yeah.
Mark:
And this, the deodorant . . .
Howard:
Heh, yeah, yeah!
Mark:
And all that . . .?
Howard:
Did you like that?
Mark:
Oh. I liked it!
Howard:
Oh, cool.
Mark:
It was not the least that offensive. I . . .
Howard:
Oh, I'm, I'm really . . .
FZ:
Hah hah hah! . . . Hah hah!
Howard:
I'm really glad we've established such a rapport with our audience.
Mark:
Oh, I hope that you enjoy the movie as much as I did, 'cause . . .
Howard:
Yeah. Well, can I have my ticket or what?
Mark:
Can I . . .? What hotel are you staying at?
<BR?Howard:
Listen, what are you doing later? Can I have my change?
Mark:
Here's your change.
Howard:
But there's butter on it!
