Jones Crusher
Lyrics
My baby's got
Jones crushin' love
Jones crushin' love
Jones crushin' love
Well my baby's got
Jones crushin' love
Jones crushin' love
Jones crushin' love
She don't merely fit like a glove
That little girl's got the jones
That little girl's got the jones
She's tryin' to
Grind up my jones
Grind up my jones
Grind up my jones
Well, she's tryin' to
Grind up my jones
Grind up my jones
Grind up my jones
She don't never wanna leave it alone
She can push; she can shove
Till it's just a nub
She can push; she can shove
Till it's just a nub
Just a nub
Just a nub
Here she comes
With her red dress on
Steam shoots out
From the sprinklers on the lawn
The eyes be rollin'
On the concrete fawn
The wind can't blow
'Cause the sky is gone
The wind can't blow
'Cause the sky is gone
The wind can't blow
'Cause the sky is gone
The wind can't blow
'Cause the sky is gone
Jones crusher, jones crusher
Deadly jaws, better get the gauze
She's a jones crusher, jones crusher
Deadly jaws, better get the gauze
She's a . . . mmmh . . . ouch!
Hey, look out for them the deadly jaws!
Aw, can you tell it, baby, OOOUUUCH!
Oh, jones . . .
Players On This Song
- Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
- Adrian Belew (rhythm guitar, vocals)
- Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)
- Peter Wolf (keyboards, butter)
- Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals)
- Terry Bozzio (drums, vocals)
- Ed Mann (percussion, vocals)
- Napoleon Murphy Brock (background vocals)
- Andre Lewis (background vocals)
- Randy Thornton (background vocals)
- Davey Moire (background vocals)
Records On Which This Song Has Appeared
Singles
Zappa Albums & Side Projects
Tribute & Cover Albums
Notes About This Song
In Frank's Wild Years, 87-3, interviewed by Steve Lyons and Batya Friedman, Option, March/April 1987, Zappa said that German journalist Petra Schnitt once misinterpreted Jones Crusher as being a criticism of Jim Jones: "Petra Schnitt who is one of the top reporters for Stern or Der Spiegel ... can't remember which. She came to our show in Hamburg. She liked the show. She'd heard the album. And she came backstage to do an interview after the show. She said, [in quiet German accent] "I see that you have a song on your album about Jones and crushing him." I almost fell on the floor. No. This song is not about Jim Jones and crushing him. This is a song about a girl that has incredibly strong vaginal muscles. And she went, "Oh, that's very different."
