200 Motels Movie Ad 3

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Howard:
Oh, oh-oh . . . oh!


Jim:
Howard, you're dreaming.


Howard:
I must be dreaming.


Mark:
Howard, you're not dreaming.


Howard:
I'm not dreaming? You mean I really did see Frank Zappa's 200 Motels epic classic cinema feature with The Mothers Of Invention, Theodore Bikel, Ringo Starr, all sorts of weird stuff?


Jim:
No, no, no, no, my boy, Howard, there has never been a movie made like that, you were dreaming.


Howard:
That's what I thought, I said, "Who would spend the money to make a movie like that?" But then I thought . . .


Jim:
No one.


Mark:
Howard, Howard, let me tell you, Howard, remember years ago Frank talked about doing a movie and everybody said, "Rumour! Rumour! Rumour!"


Howard:
Yeah, they said it was never coming out.


Mark:
But it's finally come out, Howard.


Howard:
No.


Mark:
200 Motels can now be seen at all theaters and drive-ins . . .


Howard:
I don't . . .


Mark:
A United Artists film . . .


Howard:
Am I dreaming?


Mark:
Produced by Murakami Wolf/Bizarre Productions . . .


Jim:
Howard . . .


Mark:
You are not dreaming, I'm telling you.


Howard:
Am I dreaming?


Jim:
Howard, you are.


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