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<br>'CORKS 'N SAFETIES | <br>'CORKS 'N SAFETIES | ||
<br>PIGS 'N DONKEYS | <br>PIGS 'N DONKEYS | ||
| − | <br>ALICE COOPER, baby . . . | + | <br>[[Alice Cooper|ALICE COOPER]], baby . . . |
<br>WAAAAH!'" | <br>WAAAAH!'" | ||
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<br>Ever been to a Holiday Inn? | <br>Ever been to a Holiday Inn? | ||
<br>Mna-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaa... | <br>Mna-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaa... | ||
| − | <br>Magic Fingers in the bed (Picture it!) | + | <br>[[Magic Fingers]] in the bed (Picture it!) |
<br>Wall-mounted TV screens | <br>Wall-mounted TV screens | ||
<br>Coffee-Host plugged into the bathroom wall | <br>Coffee-Host plugged into the bathroom wall | ||
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<br>We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts | <br>We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts | ||
<br>We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts" | <br>We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts" | ||
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===''Broadway The Hard Way'' version=== | ===''Broadway The Hard Way'' version=== | ||
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<br>By hypocritical TV preachers | <br>By hypocritical TV preachers | ||
<br>With close ties to the Republican Party, | <br>With close ties to the Republican Party, | ||
| − | <br>While Ed Meese wipes his ass on the U.S. Constitution, | + | <br>While [[Ed Meese]] wipes his ass on the U.S. Constitution, |
<br>Screamin': | <br>Screamin': | ||
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<br>Wall mounted TV screen, | <br>Wall mounted TV screen, | ||
<br>My church plugged into the gravy train, | <br>My church plugged into the gravy train, | ||
| − | <br>And Reagan keeps me clean! | + | <br>And [[Ronald Reagan|Reagan]] keeps me clean! |
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<br>What kind of girl? | <br>What kind of girl? | ||
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<br>She wants an ignorant Cracker TV Evangelist | <br>She wants an ignorant Cracker TV Evangelist | ||
<br>Who's reciting all that crap. | <br>Who's reciting all that crap. | ||
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==Players On This Song== | ==Players On This Song== | ||
==Records On Which This Song Has Appeared== | ==Records On Which This Song Has Appeared== | ||
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* [[An Evening In Detroit]] as '''What Kind Of Girl?''' | * [[An Evening In Detroit]] as '''What Kind Of Girl?''' | ||
* [[Broadway The Hard Way]] as '''What Kind Of Girl?''' | * [[Broadway The Hard Way]] as '''What Kind Of Girl?''' | ||
| + | * [[Philly '76]] | ||
| + | * [[Understanding America]] | ||
===Tributes & Cover Albums=== | ===Tributes & Cover Albums=== | ||
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*The [[Fillmore East, June 1971]] version is about members of the band trying to get laid by groupies. The [[Broadway The Hard Way]] version made it out to be [[Jimmy Swaggart]] trying to solicit sex from a prostitute. | *The [[Fillmore East, June 1971]] version is about members of the band trying to get laid by groupies. The [[Broadway The Hard Way]] version made it out to be [[Jimmy Swaggart]] trying to solicit sex from a prostitute. | ||
| − | *The [[Broadway The Hard Way]] version cites "Strawberry Fields Forever" by [[The Beatles]]. | + | *The [[Broadway The Hard Way]] version cites "[[Strawberry Fields Forever]]" by [[The Beatles]]. |
==CC Clues In This Song== | ==CC Clues In This Song== | ||
| − | *Features a variation of the line [[ | + | *Features a variation of the line [["What's a girl like you doin' in a place like this?"]]. |
[[Category:Tracks]] | [[Category:Tracks]] | ||
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Latest revision as of 13:01, 12 November 2021
Lyrics
Fillmore East, June 1971 version
What's a girl like you
Doin' in a place like this?
"I left my place after midnight
And I came to this hall
Me and my girlfriend, we came here
Lookin' to ball"
You came to the right place
This is it
This is the swingin'-est place in New York City
No shit!
"How true that is!"
Oh, how true indeed!
"Yeah, me and my,
Me and my girlfriend, we come here every Friday 'n Saturday night
Looking for that hot romance we need
We like to get it on-
Do you like to get it on, too?"
Well now, what did you have in mind?
"Well, I'll tell ya
Well I get off bein' juked with a baby octopus
And spewed upon with creamed corn...
An' my girlfriend, she digs it with a hot Yoo-hoo bottle
While somebody's screamin':
'CORKS 'N SAFETIES
PIGS 'N DONKEYS
ALICE COOPER, baby . . .
WAAAAH!'"
Well, it gets me so hot
I could scream
ALICE COOPER, ALICE COOPER! WAAAAH!
ALICE COOPER, ALICE COOPER! WAAAAH!
You two chicks sound real far out and groovy
Ever been to a Holiday Inn?
Mna-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaa...
Magic Fingers in the bed (Picture it!)
Wall-mounted TV screens
Coffee-Host plugged into the bathroom wall
Formica's really keen!
"What kind of girl?
What kind of girl do you think we are?
What kind of girl?
What kind of girl do you think we are?
I ain't no groupie
Don't call us groupies, that is going too far
What kind of girl?
We wouldn't ball you just because you're a star"
These girls wouldn't let just anybody
Spew on their vital parts
They want a guy from a group
With a big hit single in the charts!
Funny you should mention it
Our new single made the charts this week
With a bullet! With a bullet!
Just let me put a little more
Rancid Budweiser on my beard right now, baby
And you can show me how
A young girl such as you might be thrilled
And overwhelmed by me, ho-ho...
"What hotel did you say you were staying at?"
Wanna split right away?
"Not so fast, you silly boy...
There's one thing I gotta say:
We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts"
Broadway The Hard Way version
What's a girl like you
Doin' in a Motel like this?
"I left my place after midnight,
When I first got the call:
The escort service I work for
Said you wanted it ALL!"
Well, you came to the right place
This is it!
I got the most sanctified johnson in all Louisiana!
No shit!
"How true that is!"
How true, indeed, Llama!
"The other whores at the service said
You helped fulfill their need!
I like to get right down;
Do you like to get right down, too?"
Well, what did you have in mind?
"Well, I get off being spoo-ed upon
By hypocritical TV preachers
With close ties to the Republican Party,
While Ed Meese wipes his ass on the U.S. Constitution,
Screamin':
'That is I think I know tune in
But it's all wrong
That is I think I disagree
I don't think so --
I can't remember --
I just couldn't ever do that --'"
Gets me so hot I could scream:
'I don't think so, can't remember who..
Wrote the memo, or to whom it's to...'
Hey, your escort service has always been far-out 'n groovy --
Ever been to the Texas Motel?
Let me take you dow-how-how-how-how-how-hownnnnn!
Magic Jesus by the bed,
Wall mounted TV screen,
My church plugged into the gravy train,
And Reagan keeps me clean!
What kind of girl?
What kind of girl would suck his rod?
What kind of girl?
What kind of girl would suck his rod?
A lazy prostitute!
We wouldn't blow you just because you know "GOD"!
What kind of girl?
What kind of girl would suck his rod?
This unfortunate little vixen wouldn't let just ANYBODY
Spoo all over her lap --
She wants an ignorant Cracker TV Evangelist
Who's reciting all that crap.
Players On This Song
Records On Which This Song Has Appeared
Zappa Albums
- Fillmore East, June 1971
- An Evening In Detroit as What Kind Of Girl?
- Broadway The Hard Way as What Kind Of Girl?
- Philly '76
- Understanding America
Tributes & Cover Albums
Notes About This Song
- The Fillmore East, June 1971 version is about members of the band trying to get laid by groupies. The Broadway The Hard Way version made it out to be Jimmy Swaggart trying to solicit sex from a prostitute.
- The Broadway The Hard Way version cites "Strawberry Fields Forever" by The Beatles.
CC Clues In This Song
- Features a variation of the line "What's a girl like you doin' in a place like this?".
