Difference between revisions of "Botulism On The Hoof"
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| + | <br>'''[[Flo & Eddie|Howard]]''': Whoa, that's really great! Botulism on the hoof! | ||
| + | <br>'''[[Dick Barber|Dick]]''': Don't even look at it, Howard, you're over the deadline. | ||
| + | <br>'''[[Jeff Simmons|Jeff]]''': The new fascist ensemble says that you can't have anything to eat, man. You're over the deadline. | ||
| + | <br>'''Howard''': What's that mean? | ||
| + | <br>'''Dick''': I told you to be down here at noon, man. You're five minutes late, so you can't order. | ||
| + | <br>'''Jeff''': Listen, listen . . . | ||
| + | <br>'''Howard''': You . . . told who to be down at noon? | ||
| + | <br>'''Dick''': Frank— These guys ordered like ten minutes ago. | ||
| + | <br>'''Howard''': It's like having [[Ronald Reagan]] for a road manager. What can you make me in two minutes . . . | ||
| + | <br>'''Dick''': The deal is that, uh . . . | ||
| + | <br>'''Howard''': . . . besides sick? | ||
| + | <br>'''Dick''': If you help me, uh, expedite matters to the airport, man, you might be able to woof down some kind of scarf out there. | ||
| + | <br>'''Howard''': What do you mean, "Woof down some kind of scarf out there"? | ||
| + | <br>'''Dick''': It means you can stick your fingers in your nose. | ||
| + | <br>'''Howard''': I'm hungry, man. | ||
| + | <br>'''Dick''': Eat a Payday candy bar. | ||
| + | <br>'''Howard''': Listen, how about a little dry cereal? How 'bout a orange juice. | ||
| + | <br>'''Dick''': Never happen, man. | ||
| + | <br>'''Jeff''': Hey, get it on tape that Barber is a doofus, man. | ||
==Players On This Song== | ==Players On This Song== | ||
==Records On Which This Song Has Appeared== | ==Records On Which This Song Has Appeared== | ||
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Part of "A Typical Day On The Road, Part 2" on [[Playground Psychotics]]. | Part of "A Typical Day On The Road, Part 2" on [[Playground Psychotics]]. | ||
==CC Clues In This Song== | ==CC Clues In This Song== | ||
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Latest revision as of 22:53, 3 December 2021
Lyrics
Howard: Whoa, that's really great! Botulism on the hoof!
Dick: Don't even look at it, Howard, you're over the deadline.
Jeff: The new fascist ensemble says that you can't have anything to eat, man. You're over the deadline.
Howard: What's that mean?
Dick: I told you to be down here at noon, man. You're five minutes late, so you can't order.
Jeff: Listen, listen . . .
Howard: You . . . told who to be down at noon?
Dick: Frank— These guys ordered like ten minutes ago.
Howard: It's like having Ronald Reagan for a road manager. What can you make me in two minutes . . .
Dick: The deal is that, uh . . .
Howard: . . . besides sick?
Dick: If you help me, uh, expedite matters to the airport, man, you might be able to woof down some kind of scarf out there.
Howard: What do you mean, "Woof down some kind of scarf out there"?
Dick: It means you can stick your fingers in your nose.
Howard: I'm hungry, man.
Dick: Eat a Payday candy bar.
Howard: Listen, how about a little dry cereal? How 'bout a orange juice.
Dick: Never happen, man.
Jeff: Hey, get it on tape that Barber is a doofus, man.
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Notes About This Song
Part of "A Typical Day On The Road, Part 2" on Playground Psychotics.
