King Kong

Lyrics

Aaaah...
Bidet!
Bloooow-job?
Bidet!
Jambon
Bloooow-job?
Bidet! bidet! bidet!...
Blow-job! blow-job! blow-job!...
Jambon...jambon... ... thank you
Oh thank you, youre really too kind
Thank you, thank you so much
Thank you, thank you

Blow-job

Help out, ladies and gentlemen

Oui!

I bet: oui, oui

And now for the next part of our program,
Id like to present, ah...blow-job!
Blow-job! bidet! jambon!...
Jambon...jambon...
Bidet!...

I want a garden!
I want a garden!
I want a garden!

I want a nun!
I want a nun!
I want a burrow in the broad daylight

I want a garden!
I want a nun!
I want a garden!
Just like the garden that that asshole came up here on the stage
And sang about, three years ago...
He came up out of the audience,
He said: I want a garden!
I want a garden!
I wanna water it with my tears...
And then denny walley said: oh, you want kindergarten!

Players On This Song

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Mark Volman (vocals)
Howard Kaylan (vocals)
Jim Pons (bass, vocals)
Don Preston (keyboards, electronics)
Ian Underwood (keyboards, alto saxophone)
Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

The track on Sonora is played by P.I.T. Group.

Records On Which This Song Has Appeared

FZ Albums

• Lumpy Gravy
• Uncle Meat
  • King Kong Itself (As Played By The Mothers In A Studio)
  • King Kong (It's Magnificence As Interpreted By Don DeWild)
  • King Kong (As Motorhead Explains It)
  • King Kong (The Gardner Varieties)
  • King Kong (As Played By 3 Deranged Good Humor Trucks)
  • King Kong (Live On A Flat Bed Diesel In The Middle Of A Race Track At A Miami Pop Festival)
• Tinseltown Rebellion - "Now You See It - Now You Don't"
• You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol. 3
• Make A Jazz Noise Here
• Ahead Of Their Time
• Our Man In Nirvana
• Swiss Cheese/Fire!
• The Ark
• 'Tis The Season To Be Jelly
• Electric Aunt Jemima
• Disconnected Synapses, citing Ain't She Sweet?
• Trance-Fusion as "Diplodocus"

Tributes & Cover Albums

• Jean-Luc Ponty: King Kong
• Various Artists: Sonora
• The Muffin Men: God Shave The Queen as track 2 I Want You Kong and track 7 Kashmir Kong, starting with Kashmir
• Zappatistas: Live In Leeds
• The Wrong Object: Play Zappa as King Kong (George W. Bush version)
• Colin Towns + NDR Bigband: Frank Zappa's Hot Licks (And Funny Smells)
• Meridian Arts Ensemble: Ear Mind I
• Le Bocal: Oh No ! ... Just Another Frank Zappa Memorial Barbecue
• Nasal Retentive Orchestra: Fric Out!