Difference between revisions of "Bwana Dik"
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| − | *[[Mark Volman]] (lead vocals, dialogue) | + | *[[Flo & Eddie|Mark Volman]] (lead vocals, dialogue) |
| − | *[[Howard Kaylan]] (lead vocals, dialogue) | + | *[[Flo & Eddie|Howard Kaylan]] (lead vocals, dialogue) |
*[[Biography|Frank Zappa]] (guitar, dialogue) | *[[Biography|Frank Zappa]] (guitar, dialogue) | ||
*[[Ian Underwood]] (winds, keyboards, vocals) | *[[Ian Underwood]] (winds, keyboards, vocals) | ||
Latest revision as of 08:58, 21 October 2021
Lyrics
And if his dick is a monster
If his dick is a monster
If his dick is a monster
They will give him their hearts
Howard: Hold it! Please hold it!
My God, Madge... you voluptuous New York City slit...
Why didn't you tell me before?
It was so hard to tell with your little blousey-poo on, but...
Now that I see you... I would have helped...
I didn't know you were so obviously... PREGNANT!
I've got the thing you need
I am endowed beyound your wildest
Clearasil-spattered fantasies,
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-ohhh!
Girls from all over the world
Love to write my name on the toilet walls
At the Whisky-A-Go-Go
For I am Bwana Dik!
I am Bwana Dik!
Me Bwana Dik!
Me Bwana Dik!
My dick is a monster
Give me your heart
(Bwana Dik is a legend
Enormous thou art)'
My dick is a Harley
You kick it to start
(When Bwana Dik speaks
The heavens will part)
My dick is a dagger
I'll force it to fit
My dick is a reamer, baby
To scream up your slit
Steam it!
Ream it!
Cream it!
Players On This Song
- Mark Volman (lead vocals, dialogue)
- Howard Kaylan (lead vocals, dialogue)
- Frank Zappa (guitar, dialogue)
- Ian Underwood (winds, keyboards, vocals)
- Don Preston (minimoog)
- Bob Harris (second keyboard, vocals)
- Jim Pons (bass, vocals, dialogue)
- Aynsley Dunbar (drums)
Records On Which This Song Has Appeared
Zappa Albums
In order of recording:
- Disconnected Synapses in Penis Dimension (interpolating early "Bwana Dik")
- Tengo Ná Minchia Tanta
- Fillmore East, June 1971
Tributes & Cover Albums
Notes About This Song
- Cites "Duodenum" (aka. "Theme from Lumpy Gravy") in the section between "I've got the thing you need" and "Me Bwana Dik".
CC Clues In This Song
- References Motorcycles: "My dick is a Harley, you kick it start."
- Mentions the character Madge in the Fillmore East, June 1971 version: "My God, Madge... you voluptuous New York City slit."
