Difference between revisions of "Honey Don't You Want A Man Like Me"
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==Notes About This Song== | ==Notes About This Song== | ||
| − | The line ''"Her favorite group was [[Helen Reddy]]"'' was changed during concerts in the 1980s into [[Twisted Sister]]. | + | The line ''"Her favorite group was [[Helen Reddy]]"'' was changed during concerts in the 1980s into [[Twisted Sister]]. Zappa also added the line ''"he called her a slut, a pig, a whore, a bitch, a cunt and a Republican.''" |
==CC Clues In This Song== | ==CC Clues In This Song== | ||
[[Category:Tracks]] | [[Category:Tracks]] | ||
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Revision as of 16:41, 4 December 2010
Contents
Lyrics
Honey honey, hey
Baby don't you want a man like me
Honey honey, hey
Baby don't you want a man like me
He was the Playboy Type (he smoked a pipe)
His fav'rite phrase was "OUTA-SITE!"
He had an Irish Setter
(Hrtch-a-pltch
Hrtch-a-pltch
Hrtch-a-pltch
Arf!)
It was a singles bar, a Tuesday night
The moon was dim, the band was tight
They did the Bump together
What a splendid sight
(Roon doon doon doon)
Her teeth were white
(Oo-ah oo-oooh)
The drinks were cheap (it was Ladies Nite)
He was glad that he met her
She was an office girl ("My name is Betty")
Her fav'rite group was HELEN REDDY
(They discussed the weather)
Honey honey, hey
Baby don't you want a man like me
Honey honey, hey
Baby don't you want a man like me
Honey honey, hey
Baby don't you want a
Baby don't you want a
Baby don't you want a
Man!
She was a lonely sort, just a little too short
Her jokes were dumb and her fav'rite sport
Was hockey (in the winter)
He was duly impressed and was quick to suggest
Any sport with a PUCK had to be 'bout the best
As he jabbed his elbow in her (get it honey? Get it?)
Later on they went off to where the music was soft,
The candles were drippy, they saw a REAL HIPPIE
Who delivered their dinner
The rice was brown, and soon they found
That the crowd around that had jammed the room,
Well it seemed to be getting thinner
Honey honey, hey
Baby don't you want a man like me
Honey honey, hey
Baby don't you want a man like me
Honey honey, hey
Baby don't you want a
Baby don't you want a
Baby don't you want a
Man!
He took her home to a motor court
She would not kiss him, he tried to ignore it,
But it made him angry!
(Angry! It made me angry!
Why it made me so angry
I COULD HAVE KILLED THAT LOUSY BITCH!)
He called her a slut
(Slut slut slut . . . )
A pig
(Pig pig pig . . . )
And a whore
(Whore whore whore . . . )
A bitch
(Bitch bitch bitch . . . )
And a cunt
(Cunt cunt cunt . . . )
And she slammed the door
(The door!)
In a petulant frenzy!
(A petulant frenzy!
This is a petulant
Frenzy!
I'm petulant,
And I'm having a frenzy!)
On the sofa she weeps
BOO HOO HOO HOO
She weeps and she weeps
BOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO
She weeps and she peeps
Through the curtain
He just got in his car
But the battery's dead
So he asked to use the phone
And she gives him some head
And that's the end of the story
Honey honey, hey
Baby don't you want a man like me
Honey honey, hey
Baby don't you want a man like me
Honey honey, hey
Baby don't you want a
Baby don't you want a
Baby don't you want a
Man!
Baby don't you want a man sometimes?
Players On This Song
- Frank Zappa - lead guitar, vocals
- Ray White - rythm guitar, vocals
- Eddie Jobson - keyboards, violin, vocals
- Patrick O'Hearn - bass, vocals
- Terry Bozzio - drums, vocals
- Ruth Underwood - percussion, synthetizer
- David Samuels - timpani, vibes
- Randy Brecker - trumpet
- Mike Brecker - tenor sax, flute
- Lou Marini - alto sax, flute
- Ronnie Cuber - baritone sax, flute
- Tom Malone - trombone, trumpet, piccolo
- Don Pardo - sophisticated narration
Records On Which This Song Has Appeared
Singles
Zappa Albums & Side Projects
- Zappa In New York
- You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol. 3
- You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol. 6
- Anyway The Wind Blows
- Saarbrücken 1978
- At The Circus
- Läther
- Buffalo
- Philly '76
Tribute & Cover Albums
Notes About This Song
The line "Her favorite group was Helen Reddy" was changed during concerts in the 1980s into Twisted Sister. Zappa also added the line "he called her a slut, a pig, a whore, a bitch, a cunt and a Republican."
