Ms. Pinky

Lyrics

I got a girl with a little rubber head
Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed
She never talk back like a lady might do
An' she looks like she loves it every time I get through

And her name is
P-I-N-K-Y
P-I-N, no lie
K-Y, me-oh-my
She's $69.95
Give her a try

P-I-N-K-Y
P-I-N I cry
K-Y don't be shy
$69.95, boy
Give her a try

Her eyes is all shut in an ecstasy face
You can cram it down her throat, people, any old place
Throw the little switch on her battery pack
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back

And her name is P-I-N-K-Y
P-I-N, I cry
K-Y, don't be shy
$69.95, boy
Give her a try

I got a girl with a little rubber head
Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed
She never talk back like a lady might do
An' she looks like she loves it every time I get through

Her eyes is all shut in an ecstasy face
You can cram it down her throat, people, any old place
Throw the little switch on her battery pack
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back

Players On This Song

FZ - guitar, bass, synth, lead vocal
Terry Bozzio - drums
Donnie Vliet - harmonica (uncredited)
Ruth Underwood - synth
Roy Estrada - bg. vocal

Records On Which This Song Has Appeared

Zappa Singles

• Disco Boy (05:10) / Ms. Pinky (03:40) - Frank Zappa (1977)

Zappa Albums

• Zoot Allures
• Thing-Fish, as Artificial Rhonda.
• Buffalo

Notes About This Song

When it comes to the refrain I'd swear that K-Y is not just ordinary spelling, but for me it's a clear link with K-Y Jelly, a vagina lubricant made by Johnson&Johnson.

FZ’s comment to the song - From (I'm not sure but it seems that it's so:-))) New Musical Express, March 5, 1977 „OK Frank - Let It Roll... The Frank Zzzzzzzzappa Snore In". As cited (without credits:-))) by Barry Miles. 'Frank Zappa: A Visual Documentary' p.70

"Ms.Pinky is a song about lonely person device. We have this fan in Finland called Eric and every time we come to Finland, he's there with his shopping bag. I think he works in a Volvo factory. One time he showed up with presents; candy and his favorite Finnish pornographic magazine. A publication called 'Kille'. Had the worst picture you've ever seen. ........... And then they had ads for lonely person devices. There was an ad for Pinky. It was head with its mouth wide open and its eyes shut and a short haircut. And I thought : Hmmmmm, anyone who's gonna buy a plastic head to give himself a gum job is right out there. By the time we got to Amsterdam I sent Smothers out to buy one, to use on stage. Sure enough, for $69.95 he came back with Ms. Pinky. It was even worse than I had imagined. Not only is it head, but it's the size of a child's head. The throat is sponge rubber and it's got the vibrator in it with battery pack and a two-speed motor. Sticking out of its neck is a nozzle with a squeezebulb that makes the throat contract"

CC Clues In This Song

• References sex dolls
• The film Baby Snakes introduces Mrs. Pinky's "larger sister", which is a blow-up doll.
• Rubber