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==Lyrics==
 
==Lyrics==
 
<br>He's white, Jim . . . "  
 
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<br>FZ: This is supposed to be the part where I . . . name people who are not . . . related in any particular way to . . . Michael Jackson . . . so . . . oh, let's see now, who could it be . . . uh . . . What's your name . . . ? His name is Bob? Bob is not the illegitimate son of Michael Jackson, take it from me . . .  
 
<br>FZ: This is supposed to be the part where I . . . name people who are not . . . related in any particular way to . . . Michael Jackson . . . so . . . oh, let's see now, who could it be . . . uh . . . What's your name . . . ? His name is Bob? Bob is not the illegitimate son of Michael Jackson, take it from me . . .  
 
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<br>Billy Jean is not Mr. Bob  
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<br>Billie Jean is not Mr. Bob  
 
<br>Arnold Silvestri . . . (Ha ha ha!)
 
<br>Arnold Silvestri . . . (Ha ha ha!)
<br>Billy Jean isn't Arnold Silvestri  
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<br>Billie Jean isn't [[Arnold Silvestri]]
 
<br>Jeanne Kirkpatrick . . .  
 
<br>Jeanne Kirkpatrick . . .  
<br>Billy Jean is not Kirkpatrick  
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<br>Billie Jean is not Kirkpatrick  
 
<br>Lando Calrissian . . .  
 
<br>Lando Calrissian . . .  
 
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===Zappa Albums===
 
===Zappa Albums===
 
* [[Broadway The Hard Way]] (on CD release only)
 
* [[Broadway The Hard Way]] (on CD release only)
 
 
===Tributes &amp; Cover Albums===
 
===Tributes &amp; Cover Albums===
 
==Notes About This Song==
 
==Notes About This Song==
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*A rip on [[Michael Jackson]]
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*"He's white, Jim" is a parody of the stock ''[[Wikipedia:Star Trek: The Original Series|Star Trek]]'' line [https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/He%27s_dead,_Jim "He's dead, Jim"].
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*[https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Landonis_Balthazar_Calrissian Lando Calrissian] was a character from the ''[http://www.starwars.com Star Wars]'' franchise played by African-American actor [https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001850/ Billy Dee Williams].
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*"Diana" is a reference to Michael Jackson's song [https://genius.com/Michael-jackson-dirty-diana-lyrics "Dirty Diana"], about a [[Groupies (CC)|Groupie]].
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*[[Wikipedia:Jeane Kirkpatrick|Jeane Kirkpatrick]] was the [[Ronald Reagan|Reagan Administration]]'s Ambassador to the United Nations and held various other Cabinet positions.
 
==CC Clues In This Song==
 
==CC Clues In This Song==
The track on [[Broadway The Hard Way]] cites '''Billie Jean''' ([[Michael Jackson]]).
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*This song is based on [[Tell Me You Love Me]].
See also: [[Michael Jackson (CC)]].
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*The track on [[Broadway The Hard Way]] cites '''Billie Jean'''  
  
 
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Latest revision as of 06:27, 2 November 2021


Lyrics


He's white, Jim . . . "

Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me?
Am I really that bad?
HE'S BAD, HE'S BAD, HE'S BAD

"I think you're a jerk! I'm moving from you!"
"Make me a sandwich."
"Moving to Venice."
"I'll be black."
(Jack! What?)
"Still white, Jim . . . "

I hate my mother
I hate my father
I AM my sister . . .
And Jermaine is a negro!
A NEGRO! A NEGRO! A NEGRO!

"I thought he looked good -- what happened to you?"
"Please read this pamphlet."
"I'm so BAD!"

You take the monkey, I'll take the llama,
We'll have a party: get me a Pepsi --
Michael is Janet, Janet is Michael --
I'm so confused now --
Who is Diana?

He's oxygenated
His nose is deflated
And he thinks he looks good to you
He thinks he looks good to you

Ike: Oh, I'm sorry . . .
FZ: This is supposed to be the part where I . . . name people who are not . . . related in any particular way to . . . Michael Jackson . . . so . . . oh, let's see now, who could it be . . . uh . . . What's your name . . . ? His name is Bob? Bob is not the illegitimate son of Michael Jackson, take it from me . . .

Billie Jean is not Mr. Bob
Arnold Silvestri . . . (Ha ha ha!)
Billie Jean isn't Arnold Silvestri
Jeanne Kirkpatrick . . .
Billie Jean is not Kirkpatrick
Lando Calrissian . . .

Give me oxygen
Give me oxygen
Give me oxygen
Box o' turds

FZ: That's right, a box o' turds!

Players On This Song

Records On Which This Song Has Appeared

Zappa Albums

Tributes & Cover Albums

Notes About This Song

CC Clues In This Song