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[[Image:lagunitasfreakoutbeer.jpg|frame|©The Lagunitas Brewing Co. 2006]] | [[Image:lagunitasfreakoutbeer.jpg|frame|©The Lagunitas Brewing Co. 2006]] | ||
| − | <blockquote>"Every major industrialized nation has A BEER (you can't be a Real Country unless you have A BEER and an | + | <blockquote> ''"Every major industrialized nation has A BEER (you can't be a Real Country unless you have A BEER and an |
airline -- it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very | airline -- it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very | ||
| − | least you need A BEER."</blockquote> | + | least you need A BEER."''</blockquote> |
<div align=right>— Frank Zappa, ''[[The Real Frank Zappa Book]]''</div> | <div align=right>— Frank Zappa, ''[[The Real Frank Zappa Book]]''</div> | ||
| − | Zappa hated beer and the ''"pseudo-militaric behaviour"'' that caused beer drinkers to behave stupid or dangerously with their buddies. Especially since the drink is promoted in advertisements as a sign of masculinity and male bonding. He felt wine drinkers didn't share this social | + | Zappa hated beer and the ''"pseudo-militaric behaviour"'' that caused beer drinkers to behave stupid or dangerously with their buddies. Especially since the drink is promoted in advertisements as a sign of masculinity and male bonding. He felt wine drinkers didn't share this social behavior: ''[[Winos Do Not March]].'' |
| − | == | + | ==References== |
*[[America Drinks]] | *[[America Drinks]] | ||
| − | *[[America Drinks | + | *[[America Drinks & Goes Home]] |
| + | *[[Beer Shampoo]] | ||
| + | *[[Billy The Mountain]]: ''"And drink a few beers."'' | ||
*[[Bow Tie Daddy]]: ''"Just go on with your drinking."'' | *[[Bow Tie Daddy]]: ''"Just go on with your drinking."'' | ||
| + | *[[Conehead]]: ''"Where is my beer?" (...) But they rinse it away with a case of beer."'' | ||
| + | *[[Fembot in A Wet T-Shirt Nite]]: ''"people paying entirely too much for their beer."'' | ||
| + | *[[I'm A Band Leader]]: ''"Not only can I drink a whole lot..."'' | ||
| + | *[[The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson]]: ''"How are you gonna get laid if you don't play rock & roll and drink beer?"'' | ||
| + | *[[Joe's Garage (Track)]]: ''"We didn't have no dope or [[LSD]]/but a couple quartsa beer."'' | ||
| + | *[[Lonesome Cowboy Burt]]: ''"When I get off, I get plastered/Drink till I fall onna floor (...) I fuss, an' I cuss an' I keep on drinkin', till my eyes puff up an' turn red! I drool on m'shirt"'' | ||
*[[Mom & Dad]]: ''"Ever let them watch you drink?"'' | *[[Mom & Dad]]: ''"Ever let them watch you drink?"'' | ||
*[[Titties 'n Beer]] | *[[Titties 'n Beer]] | ||
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| − | + | ==See also== | |
| − | + | * [[Drugs]] | |
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[[Category:Conceptual Continuity]] | [[Category:Conceptual Continuity]] | ||
[[Category:Targets]] | [[Category:Targets]] | ||
Latest revision as of 06:55, 23 December 2021
©The Lagunitas Brewing Co. 2006
"Every major industrialized nation has A BEER (you can't be a Real Country unless you have A BEER and an
airline -- it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very
least you need A BEER."
— Frank Zappa, The Real Frank Zappa Book
Zappa hated beer and the "pseudo-militaric behaviour" that caused beer drinkers to behave stupid or dangerously with their buddies. Especially since the drink is promoted in advertisements as a sign of masculinity and male bonding. He felt wine drinkers didn't share this social behavior: Winos Do Not March.
References
- America Drinks
- America Drinks & Goes Home
- Beer Shampoo
- Billy The Mountain: "And drink a few beers."
- Bow Tie Daddy: "Just go on with your drinking."
- Conehead: "Where is my beer?" (...) But they rinse it away with a case of beer."
- Fembot in A Wet T-Shirt Nite: "people paying entirely too much for their beer."
- I'm A Band Leader: "Not only can I drink a whole lot..."
- The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson: "How are you gonna get laid if you don't play rock & roll and drink beer?"
- Joe's Garage (Track): "We didn't have no dope or LSD/but a couple quartsa beer."
- Lonesome Cowboy Burt: "When I get off, I get plastered/Drink till I fall onna floor (...) I fuss, an' I cuss an' I keep on drinkin', till my eyes puff up an' turn red! I drool on m'shirt"
- Mom & Dad: "Ever let them watch you drink?"
- Titties 'n Beer
