WXTC
Scott Fungus: And that was Led Zeppelin doing their fine, fine classic, "Stairway To Heaven." You're listening to WXTC 24 hours a day—hard, kick-ass rock n' roll. I'm Scott Fungus, and I'm gonna be with you for the next 6 hours, rocking you out to some fine music from the archives—Maiden, Sister, Leppard—and a new one from the Scumbags. Yeah, OK. Now listen, lemme ask you something. Ever want to be an announcer like me? Wanna make the big bucks me and my friends make? Sure, you thought of it. Big bucks; stretch limousines; drugs; the big M—as much as you want—and you know what I'm talking about. Just like the rock n' roll stars. Well, what if I told you, you can be an announcer? You can. Try this test. Say Bermuda. Yeah, try it. Bermuda. Go ahead. Bermuda. Now, try Beirut. Easy. Now try, Massacre. Bloodbath. Rock n' Roll. You can do it, and you can make the big bucks you always dreamed of—hot cars, baked beans, anything that turns you on—it's out there, and it's available if you become an announcer like me, your friend, Scott Fungus. OK, so if you want a little of that action, pray this prayer with me.
Oh God, please
Give me resonance.
Give me profundity.
Give me the big M,
As much as I want.
Male 1: You want the baked beans?
Scott Fungus: No. Just, the big M. Alright, hey we got a concert announcement for you at uh Pandemonium club tonight. I guess the Scumbags are going to be doing a set there—they're just opening tonight. That's gonna be a lot of excitement, I know I'm gonna be down there. I hear they're doing some very interesting things tonight with um some uh explosives [sniggers] but ah, we'll be giving you more news on that a little bit later on. Ok, now here is um, something that just came in today. This is the Scumbags doing their new hit "Massaggio Galore."
