The Sanzini Brothers (Burning Hoop Trick)
FZ: And speaking of creeps, ladies and gentlemen, here they are, the Sanzini Brothers!
Howard: The Sanzini Brothers!
Mark: Ladies and gentlemen, at this moment in the show I'd like to introduce to you the Sanzini Brothers. On organ, Adolf Sanzini. My brother Rudolph, my brother Pissoff, and me, Jackoff. And our youngest brother, Carl Sanzini, a young lad who has just joined our act. Tonight we are going to perform the death-defying Burning Hoop Trick. Now, Frank has never seen this trick, I guarantee you. We never perform our tricks for Frank to okay 'em because we know he'll hate 'em all. Tonight our brother Carl Sanzini will leap, leap through the hoop of fire! For you! Unsafe! Let's hear it.
Mark: You have to wach this closely! Can everybody—? You have to see. Howard, move! Out of the way.
FZ: Concentrate. Concentrate . . . Tunt-Tunt-Tunt-Tant!
Mark: Okay? Now this is real fire! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!
Howard: Hey! The Sanzini Brothers!
Mark?: Thank you very much.
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- Includes a quote from Ludwig van Beethoven's Symphony No. 5
