Scene 30: JCB & Rance

Rance Muhammitz:
Yes, Jimmy Carl Black, Indian of the Group, what can I do for you?

JCB:
Mohonnitz! What are you doin' here?

Rance Muhammitz:
You just called me, didn't you?

JCB:
All I said was "Opal, you hot little bitch."

Rance Muhammitz:
I'm known by many names.

JCB:
Mm-hmm. You got many friends who call you "Opal the hot little bitch"?

Rance Muhammitz:
Please, please, please, please Mister Black, let us cut the small talk, and get on with your briefing.

JCB:
Fine, you can brief me all you want as long as you can tell me two things . . .

Rance Muhammitz:
I know, "When do we get paid? . . ."

JCB:
No! I wanna know where's that waitress . . .

Rance Muhammitz:
Mmm . . . waitress . . .

JCB:
And if she comes in this place, will she sit on my face, and loan me a couple bucks until the end of the week.

Rance Muhammitz:
. . . Couple of bucks . . .

JCB:
Heh heh . . .

Rance Muhammitz:
. . . End of the week . . . week ending, the week ending—what, what's that, what's—the date?

JCB:
Uhhh, Tuesday was the 5th, uh Monday was the 3rd, uh make that out for Sunday—

Rance Muhammitz:
Ah ah ah! Don't say Sunday!

JCB:
What's wrong with Sunday?

Rance Muhammitz:
Aah!

JCB:
The Lord's day! Br-r-r-m! A day of rest! Br-r-r-m! Just make that sucker out for the 23rd of March, wouldja?

Rance Muhammitz:
Very well, Mister Black. Oh, by the way. I have here the special beer I promised you earlier.

JCB:
Oh, man, it's about time, I've been waiting.

Rance Muhammitz:
Would you care to sign for it?

JCB:
This a pencil?

Rance Muhammitz:
No, Mister Black, it is a pin.

JCB:
A pin?

Rance Muhammitz:
Would you jab yourself in the finger with it?

JCB:
Listen, Mohonnitz, I may be professional, but I'm not that professional. I just want my beer.

Rance Muhammitz:
Sign first! In blood.

JCB:
Fuck you! Who do you think you are? The Devil or something?

Rance Muhammitz:
I am known by many names.

JCB:
You prob'ly got some more weird names for yourself, but I'll tell you one thing you ain't nev— definitely ain't never gonna be called and that's the Devil, because you ain't the Devil!

Rance Muhammitz:
Oh, I'm not?

JCB:
You bet your sweet ass you're not. The fuckin' Devil's got an English accent! I seen him three weeks ago on TV. So you know, you can just take this big needle here an' hang it in your ass as far as I'm concerned! (cough) Fuckin' guy must have been a communist!

Recordings

200 Motels 50th Anniversary Edition

CC Clues

• The Devil (CC)
• United Kingdom: "The fuckin' Devil's got an English accent!"
• In the movie, this scene happens after "Lonesome Cowboy Burt"