Frank
"Frank" is a song by Wild Man Fischer from his album "Pronounced Normal" (1981), which he recorded together with the group Barnes & Barnes. Fischer wrote the song as a form of revenge on Zappa after he drastically disowned him after an incident where Fischer threw a bottle at little Moon Zappa.
Dr. Demento once played the song while Zappa was a guest on his radio show. According to him Zappa was so furious that he threatened Demento to never play that song again. The incident is also told and acted out in the documentary Derailroaded - Inside The Mind Of Larry "Wild Man" Fischer.
Lyrics
Franks got money in the bank
Franks got women he can spank
Franks has lots of neat guitars
People buy him drinks at bars
Franks got friends around the globe
Frank has initials on his robe
I think about him all the time
You can say he's on my mind
Franks got money in the bank
Frank owns my publishing rights
Frank doesn't let me sleep at night
Frank has a record in the Top 10
Frank used to be a good friend
I think about him all the time
You can say he's on my mind
Franks got money in the bank
Frank has kids in and a wife
Frank has a very interesting life
I think about him all the time
You can say he's on my mind
Franks got money in the bank