Cosmik Intro
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FZ: We're gonna do a new song now. Played it last night, but it's still new. This is a song about gurus and how shitty they are. The name of this song is "Cosmik Debris."
What?
Okay. Here we go. This goes out to that short little, fat little, greedy little guru we all know and love.
Audience Member: John McLaughlin!
FZ: Huh-huh. Whose name shall go nameless. Because he's so cosmic he doesn't even need one. And if he did need one, he'd have to go see L. Ron Hubbard, and he'd talk him out of it.
Ready? One, two, three, four . . .