Be In My Video
Lyrics
Be in my video,
Darling, every night
I will rent a cage for you
And mi j-i-nits dressed in white
(teeny-little-tiny-little . . . )
Twirl around in a lap dissolve
Pretend to sing the words
I'll rent a gleaming limousine;
Release a flock of
Ber-herna-herna-herna
Herna-her-nerds
Wear a leather collar
(Wear a leather collar)
And a dagger in your ear
(A dagger in your ear)
(Stabbinitin-stabbinitin-stabbinitin-stabbinitin-YOU!)
I will make your nose smell the glove
And try to look sincere, then we'll
Dance the blues
(Oh yes)
Let's dance the blues
(We'll dance the blues)
Let's dance the blues
(We'll dance them very much)
Under the megawatt moonlight
Pretend to be Chinese,
(One-hung-low)
I'll make you wear red shoes
There's a cheesy atom bomb explosion
All the big groups use
Atomic light will shine
(Will shine)
Through an old venetian blind
(Venetian blind)
Making patterns on your face,
(On your face)
Then it cuts to outer space
With its billions & billions &
Billions & billions
Be in my video
(In my video)
Darling, every night
(Darling, every night)
Everyone in cable-land
(Everyone in cable-gable-land)
Will say you're 'outa-site'
(I say they'll say you're 'outa-site')
You can show your legs
(You can show the pretty legs)
While you're getting in the car, then
(In my red hot-rod car, then I . . . )
I will look repulsive
([With my big ears and all])
While I mangle my guitar
Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon
Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee,
Moo-ahhhh
Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon
Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee,
Moo-ahhhh
Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon
Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee,
Moo-ahhhh
Tee-nu-nee----moo-ahhhh
Tee-nu-nee----moo-wah-wah-wah-ooo
After all the close-up shots
Of you in bondage leather
They'll spray an alley with a hose
And we'll escape together, while we
Dance de blues agin
(I'm dancing the blues)
(Oh yes, we'll dance the blues)
Led dance de blude agin
(I'm dancing the blues)
(Sure we will)
Led dance de blues agin
(I'm dancing . . . )
(We'll dance them blues)
In de middle o' de alley
Let's dance your face
(Let's dance your face)
Let's dance your lips
(And dance your lips)
Let's dance your nose
(We can dance your nose)
And then we'll dance your sinus
MOO-AHHHH!
Players On This Song
Records On Which This Song Has Appeared
Zappa Singles
True Glove - Frank Zappa & The Mothers (1984)
- In France (03:32)
- Be In My Video (03:41)
- He's So Gay (02:46)
- Won Ton On (05:48)
Zappa Albums
Tributes & Cover Albums
Notes About This Song
- At the start of the You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol. 1 version a band member is soliciting oral sex for the whole band from a girl who wants to fly down to Orlando, Florida with them.
- The line "I will make your nose smell the glove" is a reference to This Is Spinal Tap. In this 1984 comedy film about a fictional rock group the band is trying to promote their album Smell The Glove. Another reference to smelling the glove would be made in Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk.
- The line "let's dance the blues under the megawatt moonlight" is a reference to David Bowie's song "Let's Dance" (1983), which includes the nonconsecutive lines "Put on your red shoes and dance the blues" and "Under the moonlight, this serious moonlight."
CC Clues In This Song
References a hose: "They'll spray an alley with a hose."
References leather and collars: "Wear a leather collar"
References a Nose: "I will make your nose smell the glove"
