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==Lyrics== | ==Lyrics== | ||
| − | (You dirty fink!) | + | <br>(You dirty fink!) |
| − | + | <br>Hey Baby | |
| − | Hey Baby | + | <br>A--what's the word? |
| − | + | <br>Hey Baby | |
| − | A--what's the word? | + | <br>Now, have you heard? |
| − | + | <br>What's the latest? | |
| − | Hey Baby | + | <br>A--how's your bird? |
| − | + | <br>A--how's your brother? | |
| − | Now, have you heard? | + | <br>An' how's your mother? |
| − | + | <br>An' how's Aunt Fanny? | |
| − | What's the latest? | + | <br>An' how's your granny? |
| − | + | <br>This is absurd | |
| − | A--how's your bird? | + | <br>A--how's your bird? |
| − | + | <br>(Excuse me...) | |
| − | + | <br>A--how's your bunion? | |
| − | A--how's your brother? | + | <br>An' how's your grunion? |
| − | + | <br>Now I'm stuck | |
| − | An' how's your mother? | + | <br>A--lots o' luck |
| − | + | <br>This is absurd | |
| − | An' how's Aunt Fanny? | + | <br>A--how's your bird? |
| − | + | <br>A--how's your fern? | |
| − | An' how's your granny? | + | <br>(I don't love you... yes) |
| − | + | <br>An' how your ear lobe? | |
| − | This is absurd | + | <br>(Dirty fink) |
| − | + | <br>An' how's your nose | |
| − | A--how's your bird? | + | <br>(You dirty fink!) |
| − | + | <br>How's your elbow? | |
| − | (Excuse me . . . ) | + | <br>An' how's your foot? |
| − | + | <br>(... natural fink! Find out... sister...) | |
| − | A--how's your bunion? | + | <br>An' don't forget your sister |
| − | + | <br>(I've never...) | |
| − | An' how's your grunion? | + | <br>An' you know, like I said . . . |
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| − | Now I'm stuck | ||
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| − | A--lots o' luck | ||
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| − | This is absurd | ||
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| − | A--how's your bird? | ||
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| − | A--how's your fern? | ||
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| − | (I don't love you . . . yes) | ||
| − | |||
| − | An' how your ear lobe? | ||
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| − | (Dirty fink) | ||
| − | |||
| − | An' how's your nose | ||
| − | |||
| − | (You dirty fink!) | ||
| − | |||
| − | How's your elbow? | ||
| − | |||
| − | An' how's your foot? | ||
| − | |||
| − | ( . . .natural fink! Find out . . . sister . . . ) | ||
| − | |||
| − | An' don't forget your sister | ||
| − | |||
| − | (I've never . . . ) | ||
| − | |||
| − | An' you know, like I said . . . | ||
==Players On This Song== | ==Players On This Song== | ||
Revision as of 12:22, 23 August 2005
Contents
Lyrics
(You dirty fink!)
Hey Baby
A--what's the word?
Hey Baby
Now, have you heard?
What's the latest?
A--how's your bird?
A--how's your brother?
An' how's your mother?
An' how's Aunt Fanny?
An' how's your granny?
This is absurd
A--how's your bird?
(Excuse me...)
A--how's your bunion?
An' how's your grunion?
Now I'm stuck
A--lots o' luck
This is absurd
A--how's your bird?
A--how's your fern?
(I don't love you... yes)
An' how your ear lobe?
(Dirty fink)
An' how's your nose
(You dirty fink!)
How's your elbow?
An' how's your foot?
(... natural fink! Find out... sister...)
An' don't forget your sister
(I've never...)
An' you know, like I said . . .
Players On This Song
- FZ - Guitars, Bass, Drums?
- Ray Collins - Vocals
- Paul Buff - Snorks, Piano?
- Dick Barber - Snorks?
Records On Which This Song Has Appeared
Singles
How's Your Bird? / The World's Greatest Sinner - Baby Ray & The Ferns (Label: Donna 1378 Release: March 1963)
- How's Your Bird? (02:10)
- The World's Greatest Sinner (02:28)
Zappa Albums & Side Projects
- 1963 ~ Rare Meat - Early Works Of Frank Zappa (1983) ~ Baby Ray & The Ferns
- 1963 ~ Cucamonga Years - The Early Works Of Frank Zappa (1962-1964) (1991) ~ Baby Ray & The Fer
- 1963 ~ Rare Beefheart / Vintage Zappa (1991) ~ Baby Ray & The Ferns
- 1963 ~ Early Works (1963-1964) (1992) ~ Baby Ray & The Ferns
- 1963 ~ Cucamonga - Frank's Wild Years (1998) ~ Baby Ray & The Ferns
- 1963 ~ How's Your Bird? (1998) ~ Baby Ray & The Ferns
- 1963 ~ For Collectors Only (2003) ~ Baby Ray & The Ferns
Tribute & Cover Albums
Notes About This Song
Written by FZ after Ray Collins suggested the idea to him. The first Zappa/Collins collaboration at Pal Studio.
The title comes from one of the catch-phrases Steve Allen would use on his TV show in which birds and ferns would often feature...
"Schmock, schmock! How's your bird?", "Bet your bird", "Hows your fern?", "Ferns for your creel"
A Fanny/Granny couplet would appear again in Debra Kadabra on Bongo Fury.
On 14th March 1963 FZ appeared on the Steve Allen show performing his Concerto For Two Bicycles he ended the interview with a plug for the record.
Steve Allen: Is there anything you like to say in closing?
FZ: Yes I would. Next week our record is being released called "How's Your Bird?" (audience laughter)
Steve Allen: Really?
FZ:Yes. I brought a dub of it over here, I don't think you heard it yet, and it's uh . . . go and buy it, it's wonderful. (audience laughter)
Steve Allen: Crazy.
FZ: It's got everything but a bicycle in it.
