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==Lyrics==  
 
==Lyrics==  
<br>Thing-Fish: Don't look OB'DEWLLA! It's too horrible! I b'lieve de muthafucker 'bout to ask dat rubber girl to dance!  
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<br>Harry-As-A-Boy: Hey, good-lookin'!  
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'''THING-FISH:<br>
<br>Thing-Fish: See! I told ya!  
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''Don't look, OB'DEWLLA! It's too horrible! I b'lieve de muthafucker 'bout to ask dat rubber girl to dance!<br>
<br>Harry-As-A-Boy: May I have this dance?  
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<br>Thing-Fish: Muthafucker barf me right on outa here, AN' gag me wit a spoon!  
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'''HARRY-AS-A-BOY:<br>
<br>Harry-As-A-Boy: What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? Do you come here often?  
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Hey, good-lookin'!<br>
<br>Thing-Fish: YOW!  
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<br>Harry-As-A-Boy: (singing) I got a girl with a little rubber head Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed She never talk back like a lady might do An' she looks like she loves it every time I get through And her name is  
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'''THING-FISH:<br>
A-R-T-I F-I-C, I cry A-L, don't be shy! ARTIFICIAL RHONDA With the plastic pie Her eyes is all shut in a ecstasy face  
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''See! I told ya!<br>
I can cram it down her throat, people, any old place! Then I throw the little switch on her battery pack 'N I can poot it, I can shoot it till it makes her gack! And her name is A-R-T-I F-I-C, I cry A-L, don't be shy! ARTIFICIAL RHONDA With the plastic pie  
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<br>Ensemble: De boy got a girl wit' a lil' rubber haid Rinse her out evvy night, jes befo' he go t'bed He gonna grow up, 'n marry dat trash Wit a ugly rubber head, an' a 'flateable gash She jes' de kinda girl dis sucker might need He's a little bit dumb, peoples, yes indeed De boy wanna 'RHONDA', jeffo hisseff! She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef' She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef' She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef' She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef' She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef' She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef' She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'
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'''HARRY-AS-A-BOY:<br>
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''May I have this dance?<br>
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'''THING-FISH:<br>
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''Muthafucker barf me right on outa here, an' gag me wit a spoon!<br>
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'''HARRY-AS-A-BOY:<br>
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''What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? Do you come here often? <br>
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'''THING-FISH:<br>
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''Yow!<br>
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<br>
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'''HARRY-AS-A-BOY (& MAMMY NUN ENSEMBLE):<br>
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I got a girl with a little rubber head (Rubber head! Rubber head!)<br>
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Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed (Go to bed! Go to bed!)<br>
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She never talk back like a lady might do (Woo-oah!)<br>
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An' she looks like she loves it every time I get through (He-he-he-he!)<br>
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<br>
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And her name is<br>
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A-(A!)-R-(R!)-T-(T!)-I-(I!)<br>
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F-(F!)-I-(I!)-C", I cry,<br>
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A-(A!)-L (L!)", don't be shy!<br>
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ARTIFICIAL RHONDA with the plastic pie<br>
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<br>
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Her eyes is all shut in a ecstasy face (Make a face! Make a face!)<br>
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I can cram it down her throat, people, any old place! (Huargh!)<br>
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Then I throw the little switch on her battery pack (Yuggle-yuggle-yah! Yuggle-yuggle-yah!)<br>
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'N I can poot it, I can shoot it till it makes her gack! (Woah! Huargh!)<br>
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<br>
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And her name is<br>
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A-(A!)-R-(R!)-T-(T!)-I-(I!)<br>
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F-(F!)-I-(I!)-C", I cry,<br>
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A-(A!)-L (L!)", don't be shy!<br>
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ARTIFICIAL RHONDA with the plastic pie<br>
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<br>
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'''MAMMY NUN ENSEMBLE:<br>
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De boy got a girl wit' a lil' rubber haid<br>
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Rinse her out evvy night, jes befo' he go t'bed<br>
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He gonna grow up, 'n marry dat trash<br>
 +
Wit a ugly rubber head an' a 'flateable gash<br>
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She jes' de kinda girl dis sucker might need<br>
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He's a little bit dumb, peoples, yes indeed<br>
 +
De boy wanna RHONDA, jeffo hisseff!<br>
 +
She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'<br>
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She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'<br>
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She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'<br>
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She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'<br>
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She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'<br>
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She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'<br>
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She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'<br>
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She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'<br>
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<br>
  
 
==Players On This Song==  
 
==Players On This Song==  
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*[[Frank Zappa]] (guitar, acoustic guitar, bass, synth)
 
*[[Frank Zappa]] (guitar, acoustic guitar, bass, synth)
 
*[[Don van Vliet]] (harmonica (uncredited)
 
*[[Don van Vliet]] (harmonica (uncredited)
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*[[Roy Estrada]] (bg. vocal)
 
*[[Roy Estrada]] (bg. vocal)
 
*[[Chad Wackerman]] (drums)
 
*[[Chad Wackerman]] (drums)
 
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*Thing Fish: [[Ike Willis]]
 
*Thing Fish: [[Ike Willis]]
 
*Rhonda: [[Dale Bozzio]]
 
*Rhonda: [[Dale Bozzio]]
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===Zappa Albums & Side Projects===
 
===Zappa Albums & Side Projects===
  
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*[[Zoot Allures]] as "[[Ms. Pinky]]"
 
*[[Thing-Fish]]
 
*[[Thing-Fish]]
  
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==CC Clues In This Song==
 
==CC Clues In This Song==
  
*This song is based on [[Ms. Pinky]].
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*This song is based on "[[Ms. Pinky]]".
*It features a variation of the famous line [["What's a girl like you doin' in a place like this?" (CC)|"What's a girl like you doin' in a place like this?"]].
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*It cites the Valspeak of the song "[[Valles Girl]]" ("Muthafucker barf me right on outa here, an' gag me wit a spoon!")
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*It features a variation of the line [["What's a girl like you doin' in a place like this?" (CC)|"What's a girl like you doin' in a place like this?"]].
  
 
[[Category:Tracks]]  
 
[[Category:Tracks]]  
 
[[Category:Them Or Us (The List)]]
 
[[Category:Them Or Us (The List)]]

Revision as of 10:13, 30 November 2007

Lyrics

THING-FISH:
Don't look, OB'DEWLLA! It's too horrible! I b'lieve de muthafucker 'bout to ask dat rubber girl to dance!

HARRY-AS-A-BOY:
Hey, good-lookin'!

THING-FISH:
See! I told ya!

HARRY-AS-A-BOY:
May I have this dance?

THING-FISH:
Muthafucker barf me right on outa here, an' gag me wit a spoon!

HARRY-AS-A-BOY:
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? Do you come here often?

THING-FISH:
Yow!

HARRY-AS-A-BOY (& MAMMY NUN ENSEMBLE):
I got a girl with a little rubber head (Rubber head! Rubber head!)
Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed (Go to bed! Go to bed!)
She never talk back like a lady might do (Woo-oah!)
An' she looks like she loves it every time I get through (He-he-he-he!)

And her name is
A-(A!)-R-(R!)-T-(T!)-I-(I!)
F-(F!)-I-(I!)-C", I cry,
A-(A!)-L (L!)", don't be shy!
ARTIFICIAL RHONDA with the plastic pie

Her eyes is all shut in a ecstasy face (Make a face! Make a face!)
I can cram it down her throat, people, any old place! (Huargh!)
Then I throw the little switch on her battery pack (Yuggle-yuggle-yah! Yuggle-yuggle-yah!)
'N I can poot it, I can shoot it till it makes her gack! (Woah! Huargh!)

And her name is
A-(A!)-R-(R!)-T-(T!)-I-(I!)
F-(F!)-I-(I!)-C", I cry,
A-(A!)-L (L!)", don't be shy!
ARTIFICIAL RHONDA with the plastic pie

MAMMY NUN ENSEMBLE:
De boy got a girl wit' a lil' rubber haid
Rinse her out evvy night, jes befo' he go t'bed
He gonna grow up, 'n marry dat trash
Wit a ugly rubber head an' a 'flateable gash

She jes' de kinda girl dis sucker might need
He's a little bit dumb, peoples, yes indeed
De boy wanna RHONDA, jeffo hisseff!
She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'
She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'
She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'
She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'
She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'
She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'
She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'
She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'

Players On This Song


Records On Which This Song Has Appeared

Singles

Zappa Albums & Side Projects

Tribute & Cover Albums

Notes About This Song

CC Clues In This Song