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A-R-T-I F-I-C, I cry A-L, don't be shy! ARTIFICIAL RHONDA With the plastic pie Her eyes is all shut in a ecstasy face  
 
A-R-T-I F-I-C, I cry A-L, don't be shy! ARTIFICIAL RHONDA With the plastic pie Her eyes is all shut in a ecstasy face  
 
I can cram it down her throat, people, any old place! Then I throw the little switch on her battery pack 'N I can poot it, I can shoot it till it makes her gack! And her name is A-R-T-I F-I-C, I cry A-L, don't be shy! ARTIFICIAL RHONDA With the plastic pie  
 
I can cram it down her throat, people, any old place! Then I throw the little switch on her battery pack 'N I can poot it, I can shoot it till it makes her gack! And her name is A-R-T-I F-I-C, I cry A-L, don't be shy! ARTIFICIAL RHONDA With the plastic pie  
<br>Ensemble: De boy got a girl wit' a lil' rubber haid Rinse her out evvy night, jes befo' he go t'bed He gonna grow up, 'n marry dat trash Wit a ugly rubber head, an' a 'flateable gash She jes' de kinda girl dis sucker might need He's a little bit dumb, peoples, yes indeed De boy wanna 'RHONDA', jeffo hisseff! She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef' She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef' She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef' She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef' She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef' She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef' She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'  
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<br>Ensemble: De boy got a girl wit' a lil' rubber haid Rinse her out evvy night, jes befo' he go t'bed He gonna grow up, 'n marry dat trash Wit a ugly rubber head, an' a 'flateable gash She jes' de kinda girl dis sucker might need He's a little bit dumb, peoples, yes indeed De boy wanna 'RHONDA', jeffo hisseff! She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef' She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef' She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef' She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef' She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef' She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef' She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'
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==Players On This Song==  
 
==Players On This Song==  
* FZ guitar, acoustic guitar, bass, synth
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*[[Frank Zappa]] (guitar, acoustic guitar, bass, synth)
* [[Don van Vliet]] harmonica (uncredited)
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*[[Don van Vliet]] (harmonica (uncredited)
* [[Ruth Underwood]] synth  
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*[[Ruth Underwood]] (synth)
* [[Roy Estrada]] bg. vocal
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*[[Roy Estrada]] (bg. vocal)
* [[Chad Wackerman]] drums  
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*[[Chad Wackerman]] (drums)
==Records On Which This Song Has Appeared==  
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===Singles===  
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===Zappa Albums & Side Projects===  
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*Thing Fish: [[Ike Willis]]
* [[Thing-Fish]]
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*Rhonda: [[Dale Bozzio]]
===Tribute & Cover Albums===  
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*Harry-as-a-boy: [[Bob Harris]]
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==Records On Which This Song Has Appeared==
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===Singles===
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===Zappa Albums & Side Projects===
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*[[Thing-Fish]]
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===Tribute & Cover Albums===
 
==Notes About This Song==
 
==Notes About This Song==
This is a parody of his own song
 
Mrs. Pinky
 
  
==CC Clues In This Song==  
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==CC Clues In This Song==
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This song is based on [[Ms. Pinky]].
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[[Category:Tracks]]  
 
[[Category:Tracks]]  
 
[[Category:Them Or Us (The List)]]
 
[[Category:Them Or Us (The List)]]

Revision as of 11:20, 14 August 2007

Lyrics


Thing-Fish: Don't look OB'DEWLLA! It's too horrible! I b'lieve de muthafucker 'bout to ask dat rubber girl to dance!
Harry-As-A-Boy: Hey, good-lookin'!
Thing-Fish: See! I told ya!
Harry-As-A-Boy: May I have this dance?
Thing-Fish: Muthafucker barf me right on outa here, AN' gag me wit a spoon!
Harry-As-A-Boy: What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? Do you come here often?
Thing-Fish: YOW!
Harry-As-A-Boy: (singing) I got a girl with a little rubber head Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed She never talk back like a lady might do An' she looks like she loves it every time I get through And her name is A-R-T-I F-I-C, I cry A-L, don't be shy! ARTIFICIAL RHONDA With the plastic pie Her eyes is all shut in a ecstasy face I can cram it down her throat, people, any old place! Then I throw the little switch on her battery pack 'N I can poot it, I can shoot it till it makes her gack! And her name is A-R-T-I F-I-C, I cry A-L, don't be shy! ARTIFICIAL RHONDA With the plastic pie
Ensemble: De boy got a girl wit' a lil' rubber haid Rinse her out evvy night, jes befo' he go t'bed He gonna grow up, 'n marry dat trash Wit a ugly rubber head, an' a 'flateable gash She jes' de kinda girl dis sucker might need He's a little bit dumb, peoples, yes indeed De boy wanna 'RHONDA', jeffo hisseff! She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef' She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef' She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef' She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef' She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef' She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef' She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'

Players On This Song


Records On Which This Song Has Appeared

Singles

Zappa Albums & Side Projects

Tribute & Cover Albums

Notes About This Song

CC Clues In This Song

This song is based on Ms. Pinky.