Mr. Clean (The Track)

Lyrics

All you fine young honeys,

All you grown-up queens,

Listen here while I tell ya

I'm the man of your dreams.

I'm the sweetest hunk of man

That your eyes ever seen.

Why, pretty baby,

I'm Mr. Clean.

-(He's Mr. Clean, Oh-yeah.)

-(He's the greatest lover anywhere.)

I'm the king of all the lovers.

I'm the greatest in the world.

I can even make a woman

Out of you, little girl.

I'm a sweet sugar daddy.

I'm a sweet jelly bean.

Whoa, pretty mama,

I'm Mr. Clean.

-(He's Mr. Clean, Oh-yeah.)

-(He's the greatest lover anywhere.)

If your heart gets wasted

And your mind gets poor,

Just remember, all is fair

In love and war.

I'm a fast-talkin' lover,

I'm the meanest of the mean.

Why, pretty baby,

I'm Mr. Clean.

-(Watch my white suit, there... Oh, yeah? You think

I'm pretty? I'm clean, 'n lookin' pretty good

Records On Which This Song Has Appeared

Singles

• Mr. Clean (02:11) / Jessie Lee (01:56) - Mr. Clean (1964)

Zappa Albums & Side Projects

• 1964 ~ Cucamonga Years - The Early Works Of Frank Zappa (1962-1964) (1991) ~ Mr. Clean
• 1964 ~ Cucamonga - Frank's Wild Years (1998) ~ Mr. Clean
• 1964 ~ For Collectors Only (2002) ~ Mr. Clean
•  ? ~ Joe's XMASage - Mr. Clean (Alternate Mix)