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| − | In this song, Zappa documents actual events which transpired between [[Steve Vai]] and [[Laurel Fishman]] as they were reported to Zappa at a breakfast meeting the following morning (according to FZ in [[The Real Frank Zappa Book]]). | + | |
| + | *In this song, Zappa documents actual events which transpired between [[Steve Vai]] and [[Laurel Fishman]] as they were reported to Zappa at a breakfast meeting the following morning (according to FZ in [[The Real Frank Zappa Book]]). | ||
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==CC Clues In This Song== | ==CC Clues In This Song== | ||
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| + | *'''Laurel Fishman''' (the female subject of the song) is a groupie that had followed FZ from the late 1960s onwards. This song is one of many in Zappa's repertoire that pokes fun at his bandmembers' sexual encounters with [[Groupies (CC)|groupies]]. | ||
[[Category:Singles]] | [[Category:Singles]] | ||
[[Category:Tracks]] | [[Category:Tracks]] | ||
[[Category:The Real Frank Zappa Book (The List)]] | [[Category:The Real Frank Zappa Book (The List)]] | ||
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Latest revision as of 06:46, 30 November 2021
Lyrics
His name is Stevie Vai,
And he's a crazy guy
Last November, I recall,
He needed a spanking
He decided then
A female specimen
Would be exciting for a night
To give him a spanking
Laurel was her name
She came to Notre Dame
He told me just the other night
He oughta be thanking
Her for the spanking
She was large and soft
And she beat him off
Made him drool upon his dork
And gave it a wanking
After the spanking
Hair brush!
(Ah . . . a hair brush!)
Oh! What a hair brush!
(Hey, Frank, it's a hair brush!)
(It's not that he requires grooming!
(Honey . . . Wah! Splash!)
Guys with light blue hair never did!)
Then did she exclaim:
"There's another game
That we can play with this device,
And then a banana!"
It was slightly green
Vapors in between
Rising up to fill the room
And cook the banana
She said it was dry
"Stevie won't you try
To drool a little drool on it
And grease the banana"
Later in the dawn,
Laurel carried on
She got right up and dressed herself and
Ate the banana
Players On This Song
Records On Which This Song Has Appeared
Singles
- Baby, Take Your Teeth Out (01:53) / Stevie's Spanking (05:24) - Frank Zappa (1984)
Zappa Albums & Side Projects
- Them Or Us
- You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol. 4
- Make A Jazz Noise Here
- The Dub Room Special! (The Album)
Bootlegs
Tribute & Cover Albums
Notes About This Song
- In this song, Zappa documents actual events which transpired between Steve Vai and Laurel Fishman as they were reported to Zappa at a breakfast meeting the following morning (according to FZ in The Real Frank Zappa Book).
CC Clues In This Song
- Laurel Fishman (the female subject of the song) is a groupie that had followed FZ from the late 1960s onwards. This song is one of many in Zappa's repertoire that pokes fun at his bandmembers' sexual encounters with groupies.
