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==Lyrics==
  
<b>How's Your Bird? / The World's Greatest Sinner - [[Baby Ray & The Ferns]] (1963)</b>
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(You dirty fink!)
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Hey Baby
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A--what's the word?
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Hey Baby
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Now, have you heard?
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What's the latest?
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A--how's your bird?
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A--how's your brother?
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An' how's your mother?
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An' how's Aunt Fanny?
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An' how's your granny?
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This is absurd
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A--how's your bird?
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(Excuse me . . . )
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A--how's your bunion?
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An' how's your grunion?
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Now I'm stuck
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A--lots o' luck
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This is absurd
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A--how's your bird?
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A--how's your fern?
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(I don't love you . . . yes)
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An' how your ear lobe?
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(Dirty fink)
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An' how's your nose
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(You dirty fink!)
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How's your elbow?
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An' how's your foot?
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( . . .natural fink! Find out . . . sister . . . )
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An' don't forget your sister
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(I've never . . . )
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An' you know, like I said . . .
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==Players On This Song==
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*FZ - Guitars, Bass, Drums?
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*[[Ray Collins]] - Vocals
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*[[Paul Buff]] - Snorks, Piano?
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*[[Dick Barber]] - Snorks?
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==Records On Which This Song Has Appeared==
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===Albums===
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*[[Cucamonga (1962-1964)]]
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*[[Cucamonga - Frank's Wild Years]]
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*[[Cucamonga Years - The Early Works Of Frank Zappa (1962-1964)]]
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*[[Rare Meat - Early Works Of Frank Zappa]]
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===Singles===
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How's Your Bird? / The World's Greatest Sinner - [[Baby Ray & The Ferns]] (Label: Donna 1378  Release: April 1963)
 
* [[How's Your Bird? (The Track)|How's Your Bird?]] (02:10)
 
* [[How's Your Bird? (The Track)|How's Your Bird?]] (02:10)
 
* [[The World's Greatest Sinner|The World's Greatest Sinner]] (02:28)
 
* [[The World's Greatest Sinner|The World's Greatest Sinner]] (02:28)
  
[[Category:Tracks]]
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==Notes About This Song==
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Written by FZ after [[Ray Collins]] suggested the idea to him.  The first Zappa/Collins collaboration at [[Pal Studio]].
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The title comes from one of the catch-phrases [[Steve Allen]] would use on his TV show in which birds and ferns would often feature...
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"Schmock, schmock! How's your bird?", "Bet your bird", "Hows your fern?",  "Ferns for your creel"
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The Fanny/Granny couplet would appear again in [[Debra Kadabra]] on [[Bongo Fury]].
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==CC Clues In This Song==
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[[Category:Discography]] [[Category:Tracks]]
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[[Category:Singles]]
 
[[Category:Singles]]
 
[[Category:Cucamonga Years]]
 
[[Category:Cucamonga Years]]

Revision as of 22:56, 28 April 2005

Lyrics

(You dirty fink!)

Hey Baby

A--what's the word?

Hey Baby

Now, have you heard?

What's the latest?

A--how's your bird?


A--how's your brother?

An' how's your mother?

An' how's Aunt Fanny?

An' how's your granny?

This is absurd

A--how's your bird?

(Excuse me . . . )

A--how's your bunion?

An' how's your grunion?

Now I'm stuck

A--lots o' luck

This is absurd

A--how's your bird?

A--how's your fern?

(I don't love you . . . yes)

An' how your ear lobe?

(Dirty fink)

An' how's your nose

(You dirty fink!)

How's your elbow?

An' how's your foot?

( . . .natural fink! Find out . . . sister . . . )

An' don't forget your sister

(I've never . . . )

An' you know, like I said . . .

Players On This Song

Records On Which This Song Has Appeared

Albums

Singles

How's Your Bird? / The World's Greatest Sinner - Baby Ray & The Ferns (Label: Donna 1378 Release: April 1963)


Notes About This Song

Written by FZ after Ray Collins suggested the idea to him. The first Zappa/Collins collaboration at Pal Studio.

The title comes from one of the catch-phrases Steve Allen would use on his TV show in which birds and ferns would often feature...

"Schmock, schmock! How's your bird?", "Bet your bird", "Hows your fern?", "Ferns for your creel"

The Fanny/Granny couplet would appear again in Debra Kadabra on Bongo Fury.


CC Clues In This Song