Beer

©The Lagunitas Brewing Co. 2006

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

–Frank Zappa

See also:
Titties 'n Beer
Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
Fembot in A Wet T-Shirt Nite
Beer Shampoo
Joe's Garage