Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

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Act I

SCENE SEVEN
WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE?

(Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady, JOE makes a horrible discovery...)

JOE:
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don't want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?

I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
'N' grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat

My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God I probably got the Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt...
when...
I Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

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Notes About This Song

Zappa based the song Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? on an incident when Phil Kaufman actually asked this question after leaving the toilet. [1] [2]

Zappa used instrument created by Richard Emmet.

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