It Has Just Been Passed…
FZ: It has just been passed. It is now illegal in Arizona to own more than five dildos. Now figure this out. They debated this long and hard in the State Legislature, "What is the right number?" What is the maximum conscionable number of dildos that a human being may possess in the State of Arizona, and five was the answer. Now what I want to know is, how are they going to enforce the Arizona Dildo Law? Are we going to have Dildo Police come into your home? (Imitates knocking on a door) "Dildo police! How many you got in there? We're coming in. Uh uh six? You're under arrest. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Six Dildo Bob. He's going up the river for 15 years." I mean, this is absurd. These people are earning a salary for drafting legislation, and this is what they did. That's Arizona, so come on California people we gotta catch up. Don't you think we need our own Dildo law here? Perhaps with a death penalty attached to it.
