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(Clip from the beginning of Son Of Suzy Creamcheese)
Frank Zappa: "Hi kids. Seriously, this is your friends The Mothers of Invention. We're all here, I'm the only one that's going to talk, but they're all here in the studio. You can trust me (laughs) they're all hiding around in here. You can imagine them, they're all hairy and everything hiding behind the music stands and the microphones and having merry fun and we're here to help you. What we want to do is we want to make you buy our records and we got a couple of hot little items for you. One of them's called Freak Out! and then our new album, which is called Absolutely Free, but we sock it to you for $3.98.
(More of "Son Of Suzy Creamcheese")
FZ: Thanks. Radio is an ugly medium! Listen to The Mothers of Invention in the privacy of your own home on Verve Records.