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<div align=right>— Frank Zappa, ''[[The Real Frank Zappa Book]]''</div>
 
<div align=right>— Frank Zappa, ''[[The Real Frank Zappa Book]]''</div>
  
Zappa hated beer and the ''"pseudo-militaric behaviour"'' that caused beer drinkers to behave stupid or dangerously with their buddies. Especially since the drink is promoted in advertisements as a sign of masculinity and male bonding. He felt wine drinkers didn't share this social behaviour: ''[[Wino's Don't March]].''
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Zappa hated beer and the ''"pseudo-militaric behaviour"'' that caused beer drinkers to behave stupid or dangerously with their buddies. Especially since the drink is promoted in advertisements as a sign of masculinity and male bonding. He felt wine drinkers didn't share this social behaviour: ''[[Winos Do Not March]].''
  
 
==See Also==
 
==See Also==
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*[[America Drinks And Goes Home]]
 
*[[America Drinks And Goes Home]]
 
*[[Bow Tie Daddy]]: ''"Just go on with your drinking."''
 
*[[Bow Tie Daddy]]: ''"Just go on with your drinking."''
*[[Mom and Dad]]: ''"Ever let them watch you drink?"''
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*[[Mom & Dad]]: ''"Ever let them watch you drink?"''
 
*[[Titties 'n Beer]]
 
*[[Titties 'n Beer]]
 
*[[Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder]]: ''"I gave you my high school ring at the root beer stand"''
 
*[[Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder]]: ''"I gave you my high school ring at the root beer stand"''
 
*[[Fembot in A Wet T-Shirt Nite]]: ''"people paying entirely too much for their beer."''  
 
*[[Fembot in A Wet T-Shirt Nite]]: ''"people paying entirely too much for their beer."''  
 
*[[Beer Shampoo]]
 
*[[Beer Shampoo]]
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*[[I'm A Band Leader]]: ''"Not only can I drink a whole lot..."''
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*[[Billy The Mountain]]: ''"And drink a few beers."''
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*[[Lonesome Cowboy Burt]]: ''"When I get off, I get plastered/Drink till I fall onna floor (...) I fuss, an' I cuss an' I keep on drinkin',
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Till my eyes puff up an' turn red! I drool on m'shirt"''
 
*[[Joe's Garage]]
 
*[[Joe's Garage]]
 
*[[The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson]]: ''"How are you gonna get laid if you dont play rock & roll and drink beer?"''
 
*[[The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson]]: ''"How are you gonna get laid if you dont play rock & roll and drink beer?"''

Revision as of 19:31, 11 December 2010

©The Lagunitas Brewing Co. 2006

"Every major industrialized nation has A BEER (you can't be a Real Country unless you have A BEER and an

airline -- it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very

least you need A BEER)."

— Frank Zappa, The Real Frank Zappa Book

Zappa hated beer and the "pseudo-militaric behaviour" that caused beer drinkers to behave stupid or dangerously with their buddies. Especially since the drink is promoted in advertisements as a sign of masculinity and male bonding. He felt wine drinkers didn't share this social behaviour: Winos Do Not March.

See Also

Till my eyes puff up an' turn red! I drool on m'shirt"