Star Wars Won't Work

Lyrics

Star Wars won't work
Star Wars won't work
Star Wars won't work
Star Wars won't work

Star Wars won't work
Star Wars won't work
The gas still gets through
It can get right on you
And what about those germs now
Star Wars won't work
It's a piece of shit
Why are they even talkin' about it anymore
It's just an expensive bunch of nothing

Players On This Song

• Frank Zappa lead guitar, synth, vocal
• Ike Willis rhythm guitar, synth, vocal
• Mike Keneally rhythm guitar, synth, vocal
• Bobby Martin keyboards, vocal
• Ed Mann vibes, marimba, electronic percussion
• Walt Fowler trumpet, flugel horn, synth
• Bruce Fowler trombone
• Paul Carman alto sax, soprano sax, baritone sax
• Albert Wing tenor sax
• Kurt McGettrick baritone sax, contrabass clarinet
• Scott Thunes electric bass, Minimoog
• Chad Wackerman drums, electronic percussion

Records On Which This Song Has Appeared

FZ Albums & Side Projects

• Make A Jazz Noise Here

Notes About This Song

This song is a reference to President Ronald Reagan's Star Wars defense project.