Bwana Dik

Lyrics

I've got the thing you need
I am endowed beyound your wildest
Clearasil-spattered fantasies, oh oh oh..

Girls from all over the world
Love to write my name on the toilet walls
At the whisky a go go
For I am bwana dik
I am bwana dik
Me bwana dik
Me bwana dik

My dick is a monster
Give me your heart
My dick is a harley
You kick it to start

(chorus line)

When bwana dik speaks
The heavens will part

My dick is a dagger
I'll force it to fit
My dick is a reamer, baby
To scream up your slit

Steam it!
Ream it!
Cream it!

Players On This Song

• Mark Volman (lead vocals, dialogue)
• Howard Kaylan (lead vocals, dialogue)
• Frank Zappa (guitar, dialogue)
• Ian Underwood (winds, keyboards, vocals)
• Don Preston (minimoog)
• Bob Harris (second keyboard, vocals)
• Jim Pons (bass, vocals, dialogue)
• Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

Records On Which This Song Has Appeared

Zappa Albums

In order of recording:

• Disconnected Synapses in Penis Dimension (interpolating early "Bwana Dik")
• Tengo Ná Minchia Tanta
• Fillmore East, June 1971

CC Clues In This Song

Reference to motorcycles: "My dick is a Harley, you kick it start."