The Grand Wazoo (1992 - UMRK Mix)

For other versions of this song, see: The Grand Wazoo (The Track).

Lyrics

You may think my hat is funny, but I don't
I'm the Grand Wazoo
Keeper of the mystic scroll
And roll of parchment from the lodge

And I'm a Veteran

Every day on coffee break at the hardware store,
I tell Fred
What to expect because we play pranks during the... initiation

I'm the Grand Wazoo

I'm the Grand Wazoo

I'm the Grand Wazoo, from the hardware store
Fuck you if you don't like my hat

Players On This Song

• FZ (synclavier recorded 1992)
• Don Van Vliet (vocals recorded circa 1969)
• Spencer Chrislu (remix engineer)

Records On Which This Song Has Appeared

Singles

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Zappa Albums & Side Projects

• The Lost Episodes

Tribute & Cover Albums

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Notes About This Song

• Mixed at the UMRK in 1992, original recording unknown but probably around 1969.
• This song has no musical similarity with other versions of The Grand Wazoo, and can indeed be considered as a different song altogether

CC Clues In This Song

• See also: The Grand Wazoo (CC)