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<div align=right>— Frank Zappa, ''[[The Real Frank Zappa Book]]''</div> | <div align=right>— Frank Zappa, ''[[The Real Frank Zappa Book]]''</div> | ||
| − | Zappa hated beer and the ''"pseudo-militaric behaviour"'' that caused beer drinkers to behave stupid or dangerously with their buddies. Especially since the drink is promoted in advertisements as a sign of masculinity and male bonding. He felt wine drinkers didn't share this social behaviour: ''[[ | + | Zappa hated beer and the ''"pseudo-militaric behaviour"'' that caused beer drinkers to behave stupid or dangerously with their buddies. Especially since the drink is promoted in advertisements as a sign of masculinity and male bonding. He felt wine drinkers didn't share this social behaviour: ''[[Winos Do Not March]].'' |
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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*[[America Drinks And Goes Home]] | *[[America Drinks And Goes Home]] | ||
*[[Bow Tie Daddy]]: ''"Just go on with your drinking."'' | *[[Bow Tie Daddy]]: ''"Just go on with your drinking."'' | ||
| − | *[[Mom | + | *[[Mom & Dad]]: ''"Ever let them watch you drink?"'' |
*[[Titties 'n Beer]] | *[[Titties 'n Beer]] | ||
*[[Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder]]: ''"I gave you my high school ring at the root beer stand"'' | *[[Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder]]: ''"I gave you my high school ring at the root beer stand"'' | ||
*[[Fembot in A Wet T-Shirt Nite]]: ''"people paying entirely too much for their beer."'' | *[[Fembot in A Wet T-Shirt Nite]]: ''"people paying entirely too much for their beer."'' | ||
*[[Beer Shampoo]] | *[[Beer Shampoo]] | ||
| + | *[[I'm A Band Leader]]: ''"Not only can I drink a whole lot..."'' | ||
| + | *[[Billy The Mountain]]: ''"And drink a few beers."'' | ||
| + | *[[Lonesome Cowboy Burt]]: ''"When I get off, I get plastered/Drink till I fall onna floor (...) I fuss, an' I cuss an' I keep on drinkin', | ||
| + | Till my eyes puff up an' turn red! I drool on m'shirt"'' | ||
*[[Joe's Garage]] | *[[Joe's Garage]] | ||
*[[The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson]]: ''"How are you gonna get laid if you dont play rock & roll and drink beer?"'' | *[[The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson]]: ''"How are you gonna get laid if you dont play rock & roll and drink beer?"'' | ||
Revision as of 18:31, 11 December 2010
©The Lagunitas Brewing Co. 2006
"Every major industrialized nation has A BEER (you can't be a Real Country unless you have A BEER and an
airline -- it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very
least you need A BEER)."
— Frank Zappa, The Real Frank Zappa Book
Zappa hated beer and the "pseudo-militaric behaviour" that caused beer drinkers to behave stupid or dangerously with their buddies. Especially since the drink is promoted in advertisements as a sign of masculinity and male bonding. He felt wine drinkers didn't share this social behaviour: Winos Do Not March.
See Also
- America Drinks
- America Drinks And Goes Home
- Bow Tie Daddy: "Just go on with your drinking."
- Mom & Dad: "Ever let them watch you drink?"
- Titties 'n Beer
- Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder: "I gave you my high school ring at the root beer stand"
- Fembot in A Wet T-Shirt Nite: "people paying entirely too much for their beer."
- Beer Shampoo
- I'm A Band Leader: "Not only can I drink a whole lot..."
- Billy The Mountain: "And drink a few beers."
- Lonesome Cowboy Burt: "When I get off, I get plastered/Drink till I fall onna floor (...) I fuss, an' I cuss an' I keep on drinkin',
Till my eyes puff up an' turn red! I drool on m'shirt"
- Joe's Garage
- The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson: "How are you gonna get laid if you dont play rock & roll and drink beer?"
