Difference between revisions of "Make A Sex Noise"
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==Lyrics== | ==Lyrics== | ||
+ | <P>'''[[Biography|FZ]]''': Now ladies and gentlemen, we don't normally do this but just because this is Saint Patrick's Day, this is our special Saint Patrick's Day program, and I even wear a green shirt and everything. We wanna try and work a little bit of, well let's just say Home Grown Irish Flavor into this program. Now bring the band on down behind me boys, this is really quite technical. You understand that each ethnic group has characteristics, and these characteristics are generally made fun of by other ethnic groups. Now I happen to feel that the Irish people in this country have gotten a "bum rap," to use a common expression. Many people feel that Irish people in America simply aren't sexy. Now in order to disspell the ethnic myth that people of the Irish persuasion are not particularly sexy, we are going to make it possible for volunteers from the audience tonight to demonstrate just how hot they are. Now what I would like to have, I would like to have at least four girls who think they are Irish to come up here . . . no, they have, no no no, they have to be volunteers, you have to volunteer for this, it can't be under duress. I, no, let me explain, this is very scientific, we need two more. Okay heh, you all think you're Irish, right? OK, ok. Now listen, quiet please, this is very very scientific. That's right. In order to prove that you are genuinely hot we're going to give you, each and every one, an opportunity to make a sex noise with musical accompaniment. And so:</p> | ||
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+ | <BR>Make a sex noise! | ||
+ | <BR>(Say) | ||
+ | <BR>Make a sex noise! | ||
+ | <BR>Make a sex noise! | ||
+ | <BR>Make a sex noise! | ||
+ | <BR>Make a sex noise! | ||
+ | <BR>Make a sex noise! | ||
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+ | <p>FZ: Now, I'm not sure that each and everyone of these contestants is truly Irish in the biblical sense of the word, but I think we have to give them credit for coming up here and representing the Irish people in Binghamton tonight. Especially when you realize that that's about the only form of safe sex left in America.</p> | ||
+ | <br>'''[[Ike Willis|Ike]]''': Hah hah hah! | ||
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==Players On This Song== | ==Players On This Song== | ||
+ | *FZ - Vocal | ||
+ | *Ike Willis - Rhythm Guitar/Vocal | ||
+ | *[[Mike Keneally]] - Rhythm Guitar/Synthesizer/Vocal | ||
+ | *[[Bobby Martin]] - Keyboards/Vocal | ||
+ | *[[Ed Mann]] - Vibes/Marimba/Electronic Percussion | ||
+ | *[[The Fowler Brothers|Walt Fowler]] - Trumpet/Flugelhorn/Synthesizer | ||
+ | *[[The Fowler Brothers|Bruce Fowler]] - Trombone | ||
+ | *[[Paul Carman]] - Alto Saxophone/Soprano Saxophone/Baritone Saxophone | ||
+ | *[[Albert Wing]] - Tenor Saxophone | ||
+ | *[[Kurt McGettrick]] - Baritone Saxophone/Bass Saxophone/Contrabass Clarinet | ||
+ | *[[Scott Thunes]] - Bass/Minimoog | ||
+ | *[[Chad Wackerman]] - Drums/Percussion | ||
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==Records On Which This Song Has Appeared== | ==Records On Which This Song Has Appeared== | ||
===Singles=== | ===Singles=== | ||
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==Notes About This Song== | ==Notes About This Song== | ||
==CC Clues In This Song== | ==CC Clues In This Song== | ||
+ | *[[Ireland]] | ||
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[[Category:Tracks]] | [[Category:Tracks]] | ||
[[Category:Tracks with sexual topics]] | [[Category:Tracks with sexual topics]] |
Latest revision as of 09:26, 5 December 2021
Lyrics
FZ: Now ladies and gentlemen, we don't normally do this but just because this is Saint Patrick's Day, this is our special Saint Patrick's Day program, and I even wear a green shirt and everything. We wanna try and work a little bit of, well let's just say Home Grown Irish Flavor into this program. Now bring the band on down behind me boys, this is really quite technical. You understand that each ethnic group has characteristics, and these characteristics are generally made fun of by other ethnic groups. Now I happen to feel that the Irish people in this country have gotten a "bum rap," to use a common expression. Many people feel that Irish people in America simply aren't sexy. Now in order to disspell the ethnic myth that people of the Irish persuasion are not particularly sexy, we are going to make it possible for volunteers from the audience tonight to demonstrate just how hot they are. Now what I would like to have, I would like to have at least four girls who think they are Irish to come up here . . . no, they have, no no no, they have to be volunteers, you have to volunteer for this, it can't be under duress. I, no, let me explain, this is very scientific, we need two more. Okay heh, you all think you're Irish, right? OK, ok. Now listen, quiet please, this is very very scientific. That's right. In order to prove that you are genuinely hot we're going to give you, each and every one, an opportunity to make a sex noise with musical accompaniment. And so:
Make a sex noise!
(Say)
Make a sex noise!
Make a sex noise!
Make a sex noise!
Make a sex noise!
Make a sex noise!
FZ: Now, I'm not sure that each and everyone of these contestants is truly Irish in the biblical sense of the word, but I think we have to give them credit for coming up here and representing the Irish people in Binghamton tonight. Especially when you realize that that's about the only form of safe sex left in America.
Ike: Hah hah hah!
Players On This Song
- FZ - Vocal
- Ike Willis - Rhythm Guitar/Vocal
- Mike Keneally - Rhythm Guitar/Synthesizer/Vocal
- Bobby Martin - Keyboards/Vocal
- Ed Mann - Vibes/Marimba/Electronic Percussion
- Walt Fowler - Trumpet/Flugelhorn/Synthesizer
- Bruce Fowler - Trombone
- Paul Carman - Alto Saxophone/Soprano Saxophone/Baritone Saxophone
- Albert Wing - Tenor Saxophone
- Kurt McGettrick - Baritone Saxophone/Bass Saxophone/Contrabass Clarinet
- Scott Thunes - Bass/Minimoog
- Chad Wackerman - Drums/Percussion