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==Lyrics==
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I'm dreaming... (Oh no-o-o!)
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<br>There's a bomb to blow yo mommy up
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<br>A bomb for your daddy too (ouch.)
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<br>A baby doll that burps & pees
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<br>A case of airplane glue
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<br>A hungry plastic troll
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<br>To scarf yo buddy's arm
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<br>A box of ugly plastic things marked:
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<br><i>Uncle Bernie's Farm!</i>
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<br>There's a little plastic congress
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<br>There's a nation you can buy (I'll take two.)
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<br>There's a doll that looks like mommy
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<br>She'll do anything but cry (I seen her.)
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<br>There's a doll that looks like daddy
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<br>He's a funny little man
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<br>Push a button & ask for money
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<br>There's a dollar in his hand (check his wallet.)
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<br>We gotta send Santa Claus back to the Rescue Mission
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<br>Christmas don't make it no more
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<br>Don't you know that murder & destruction
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<br>Scream the toys in every store (think this'll sell in New York?)
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<br>There's a man who runs the country
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<br>There's a man who tried to think
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<br>And they're all made out of plastic
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<br>When they melt they start to stink
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<br>There's a book with smiling children
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<br>Nearly dead with Christmas joys!
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<br>And smiling in his office
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<br>Is the creep who makes the toys . . .
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<br><b>FZ:</b> We got this car: when it hits the wall you see the guy dying... got the little plastic puddles of blood... by the car
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<br><i>I'M DREAMING...</i>
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<br><b>Ray:</b> He has intestines... he has plastic intestines you can
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stuff back into his stomach...
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<br><b>FZ:</b> There's this other thing, I've got bombs. I've got rockets, I've got a... I've got a stilson wrench & plastic brass knuckles...
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<br><b>Ray:</b> And it comes with a tape recorder with sound effects...
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<br><b>FZ:</b> We got a '39 Chevy...
  
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===FZ Singles===  
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==Players On This Song==
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* [[Biography|Frank Zappa]] - guitar, vocals
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* [[Ray Collins]] - vocals, tambourine
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* [[Jim Fielder]] - guitar, piano
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* [[Don Preston]] - keyboards
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* [[Bunk Gardner]] - woodwinds
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* [[Roy Estrada]] - bass, vocals
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* [[Jimmy Carl Black]] - drums, vocals
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* [[Billy Mundi]] - drums, percussion
  
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'''[[:Category:Original Albums|Original Albums]]'''
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*[[Absolutely Free]]
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'''[[:Category:Beat The Boots|Beat The Boots]]'''
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==Notes About This Song==  
 
==Notes About This Song==  
  
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[[Uncle Bernie's Farm]] was originally called "Send Santa Claus Back To The Rescue Mission".
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*[[Uncle Bernie's Farm]] was originally called "Send Santa Claus Back To The Rescue Mission".
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*The opening line: "I'm dreaming..."  a quote from [[Wikipedia:White Christmas (song)|White Christmas]] (by [[Wikipedia:Irving Berlin|Irving Berlin]])
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*FZ.: "''[[Uncle Bernie's Farm]] is a song about ugly toys and the people who makes them. Implied here is the possibility that people who buy the ugly toys might be as ugly as the toys themselves.''"
  
 
==CC Clues In This Song==  
 
==CC Clues In This Song==  
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*''"We got a ''''39 Chevy'''..."'' was recalled later in [[Uncle Meat]], [[Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague]].
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* References [[Santa Claus]]
  
 
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Latest revision as of 05:40, 4 November 2021


Lyrics

I'm dreaming... (Oh no-o-o!)

There's a bomb to blow yo mommy up
A bomb for your daddy too (ouch.)
A baby doll that burps & pees
A case of airplane glue
A hungry plastic troll
To scarf yo buddy's arm
A box of ugly plastic things marked:
Uncle Bernie's Farm!

There's a little plastic congress
There's a nation you can buy (I'll take two.)
There's a doll that looks like mommy
She'll do anything but cry (I seen her.)
There's a doll that looks like daddy
He's a funny little man
Push a button & ask for money
There's a dollar in his hand (check his wallet.)

We gotta send Santa Claus back to the Rescue Mission
Christmas don't make it no more
Don't you know that murder & destruction
Scream the toys in every store (think this'll sell in New York?)

There's a man who runs the country
There's a man who tried to think
And they're all made out of plastic
When they melt they start to stink
There's a book with smiling children
Nearly dead with Christmas joys!
And smiling in his office
Is the creep who makes the toys . . .

FZ: We got this car: when it hits the wall you see the guy dying... got the little plastic puddles of blood... by the car
I'M DREAMING...
Ray: He has intestines... he has plastic intestines you can stuff back into his stomach...
FZ: There's this other thing, I've got bombs. I've got rockets, I've got a... I've got a stilson wrench & plastic brass knuckles...
Ray: And it comes with a tape recorder with sound effects...
FZ: We got a '39 Chevy...

Players On This Song

Records On Which This Song Has Appeared

Singles

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Zappa Albums & Side Projects

Original Albums

Beat The Boots
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Compilations
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Unauthorized Compilations
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Samplers And Promos
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Special Editions
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Miscellaneous
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Tribute & Cover Albums

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Notes About This Song

  • Uncle Bernie's Farm was originally called "Send Santa Claus Back To The Rescue Mission".
  • The opening line: "I'm dreaming..." a quote from White Christmas (by Irving Berlin)
  • FZ.: "Uncle Bernie's Farm is a song about ugly toys and the people who makes them. Implied here is the possibility that people who buy the ugly toys might be as ugly as the toys themselves."

CC Clues In This Song

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