Bwana Dik

Lyrics

And if his dick is a monster
If his dick is a monster
If his dick is a monster
They will give him their hearts

Howard: Hold it! Please hold it!
My God, Madge... you voluptuous New York City slit...
Why didn't you tell me before?
It was so hard to tell with your little blousey-poo on, but...
Now that I see you... I would have helped...
I didn't know you were so obviously... PREGNANT!

I've got the thing you need
I am endowed beyound your wildest
Clearasil-spattered fantasies,
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-ohhh!

Girls from all over the world
Love to write my name on the toilet walls
At the Whisky-A-Go-Go
For I am Bwana Dik!
I am Bwana Dik!
Me Bwana Dik!
Me Bwana Dik!

My dick is a monster
Give me your heart

(Bwana Dik is a legend
Enormous thou art)'

My dick is a Harley
You kick it to start

(When Bwana Dik speaks
The heavens will part)

My dick is a dagger
I'll force it to fit

My dick is a reamer, baby
To scream up your slit

Steam it!
Ream it!
Cream it!

Players On This Song

• Mark Volman (lead vocals, dialogue)
• Howard Kaylan (lead vocals, dialogue)
• Frank Zappa (guitar, dialogue)
• Ian Underwood (winds, keyboards, vocals)
• Don Preston (minimoog)
• Bob Harris (second keyboard, vocals)
• Jim Pons (bass, vocals, dialogue)
• Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

Records On Which This Song Has Appeared

Zappa Albums

In order of recording:

• Disconnected Synapses in Penis Dimension (interpolating early "Bwana Dik")
• Tengo Ná Minchia Tanta
• Fillmore East, June 1971

Notes About This Song

• Cites "Duodenum" (aka. "Theme from Lumpy Gravy") in the section between "I've got the thing you need" and "Me Bwana Dik".

CC Clues In This Song

• References motorcycles: "My dick is a Harley, you kick it start."
• Mentions the character Madge in the Fillmore East, June 1971 version: "My God, Madge... you voluptuous New York City slit."