Bwana Dik

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And if his dick is a monster
If his dick is a monster
If his dick is a monster
They will give him their hearts

Howard: Hold it! Please hold it!
My God, Madge... you voluptuous New York City slit...
Why didn't you tell me before?
It was so hard to tell with your little blousey-poo on, but...
Now that I see you... I would have helped...
I didn't know you were so obviously... PREGNANT!

I've got the thing you need
I am endowed beyound your wildest
Clearasil-spattered fantasies,
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-ohhh!

Girls from all over the world
Love to write my name on the toilet walls
At the Whisky-A-Go-Go
For I am Bwana Dik!
I am Bwana Dik!
Me Bwana Dik!
Me Bwana Dik!

My dick is a monster
Give me your heart

(Bwana Dik is a legend
Enormous thou art)'

My dick is a Harley
You kick it to start

(When Bwana Dik speaks
The heavens will part)

My dick is a dagger
I'll force it to fit

My dick is a reamer, baby
To scream up your slit

Steam it!
Ream it!
Cream it!

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  • Cites "Duodenum" (aka. "Theme from Lumpy Gravy") in the section between "I've got the thing you need" and "Me Bwana Dik".

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