Wild Bill the Mannequin-Fucker

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Wild Bill the Mannequin-Fucker is an eccentric person Zappa describes in the chapter Just Plain Folks in his autobiography, The Real Frank Zappa Book (1989).

He was a friend of Crazy Jerry and lived together with him in Echo Park, where his house was filled with store mannequins: "Wild Bill was a chemist who made speed. Jerry used to carry equipment and ingredients up the steep hill to the lab, in exchange for lodging and free drugs. Wild Bill had a hobby. The mannequins in the house had been painted and fitted with rubber prosthetic devices so he could fuck them. On festive occasions, he would invite people over to "fuck his family" -- including a little girl mannequin (named Caroline Cuntley).(...) Compared to Jerry and Bill, Lenny Bruce was quite normal."