Tuna Fish Promenade

Lyrics

This town
This town
Is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich
Sealed Tuna Sandwich
With the wrapper glued
It's by baloney on the rack
It goes for 40 cents a whack
It's just a place for us to play
To help us pay
The cost of the tickets back to L.A.
The cost of the tickets back to L.A.
The cost of the tickets back to L.A.

All the people in the Sandwich Town
Think the place is great
What if part of it's crumbling down?
Most of them prob'ly won't be 'round . . .

They'll either be dead
Or moved to San Francisco
(Where everybody thinks they're Heavy Business . . .
But it's just a Tuna Sandwich from another catering service . . .)

Records On Which This Song Has Appeared

Zappa Albums & Side Projects

• 200 Motels
• Orchestral Favorites (as "Bogus Pomp")
• London Symphony Orchestra Vol. II (as "Bogus Pomp")

Notes About This Song

• Is part of the "Sealed Tuna Sandwich" suite.