Lonesome Cowboy Burt (In Rehearsal 1969)
JCB & Roy?:
Lonesome Cowboy Burt
Lowell:
Yodel odel tee ay hoo
JCB & Roy?:
Don't get my feelings hurt
Lowell:
Yo yodel tee ay hoo
JCB & Roy?:
Come on in this place
And sit on my face
And I'll buy you a beer
Where's my waitress?
JCB:
Where's that bitch?
Roy?: Where's that beer?
JCB & Roy?:
Sit on my face
And I'll buy you a taste . . .
JCB: No.
Roy: Sit on my face?
JCB & Roy:
Won't you come on in this place
And sit on my face
And I'll buy you a taste
Where's my waitress?
JCB:
Come on over here, you bitch!
Group:
This here waitress
JCB:
Yodel odel tee ay
Yodel odel tee ay
Yodel odel tee ay
Yodel odel tee ay
JCB & Group:
Lonesome Cowboy Burt
Don't get my feelings hurt
Won't you come in this place
And sit on my face
And I'll buy you a taste
Where's my waitress?
JCB:
Come on over here, you bitch!
JCB?: "Where's that bitch?"
FZ: "Where's that bitch?"
JCB: Where's that bitch?
FZ: You gotta look around for her. "Where's that bitch?"
JCB: Here she is!
All: Ha ha ha ha ha!
FZ: She come out with a little tray?
All: Ha ha ha!
FZ: That's easy to have and just whip it out and let Davey [...]
FZ:
"The ones I see
Get me so horny
Ruby lips
And teeth like pearls
(Pause)
Wanna love 'em all
Wanna love 'em dearly
Wanna pretty girl
I'll even pay
I'll buy 'em furs
I'll buy 'em jewelry
I know they like me
Here's what I say . . ."
All: Ha ha ha ha ha!
FZ:
Then he says, ha ha ha . . .
"I'm Lonesome Cowboy Burt
Speakin' atcha
Come smell my fringe-y shirt
Reekin' atcha
My cowboy dance
My cowboy pants
My bold advance
On this here waitress"
And then yodeling. And then . . .
"I'm Lonesome Cowboy Burt
Don't get my feelings hurt
Come on in this place
And sit on my face
And I'll buy you a taste
Where's that waitress?"
And then you say . . .
"Where's that bitch?"
Then it's back to the other part.
