FZ Directs The Freaks

Lyrics

FZ: Hey! A new and startling visual effect for pukes all over America who're gonna watch this show, which is called Sex In The '60s . . .
Oh, I want some right now.
FZ: . . . guys, really got it on now. Here's my new plan. With a very specialized type of microphone pick-up which means swinging over here like this, I want all of you, when they turn the cameras on to start walking off this thing as if you were graduating, and then roll on the floor while we start playing, writhing in agony, making your favorite noise. Would you please do that? Because, you know—
No no, yeah!
Yeah!
FZ: Okay? Okay.
Can I bring my '51 Chevy?
FZ: Bring your '51 Chevy. Now, now, wait a minute, I— We'll have a, a brief rehearsal without the rolling. Now, ready, look. It's like this. Don, can you play Pomp And Circumstance?
Heh heh, oh, yeah!
FZ: On the organ.

FZ: Start walking down slowly, one by one . . . And then as you get about here, we'll start playing something insane and . . .
And just, and just make love to each other.
Oh, yeah!
Oh, no! Oh, no, no!
FZ: All right.
Oh oh, God.
FZ: Ready?
Mike Martin is not gonna like it.
FZ: You got the teen-age camera ready?

Recordings on which this song has appeared

Zappa '66 Vol. 1: Live At TTG Studios

Note

• Contains a quotation from Pomp and Circumstance March No. 1 in D by Edward Elgar

CC Clues in this song

• Cars: "'51 Chevy"