Mr. Clean (The Track)
Lyrics
All you fine young honeys,
All you grown-up queens,
Listen here while I tell ya
I'm the man of your dreams.
I'm the sweetest hunk of man
That your eyes ever seen.
Why, pretty baby,
I'm Mr. Clean.
-(He's Mr. Clean, Oh-yeah.)
-(He's the greatest lover anywhere.)
I'm the king of all the lovers.
I'm the greatest in the world.
I can even make a woman
Out of you, little girl.
I'm a sweet sugar daddy.
I'm a sweet jelly bean.
Whoa, pretty mama,
I'm Mr. Clean.
-(He's Mr. Clean, Oh-yeah.)
-(He's the greatest lover anywhere.)
If your heart gets wasted
And your mind gets poor,
Just remember, all is fair
In love and war.
I'm a fast-talkin' lover,
I'm the meanest of the mean.
Why, pretty baby,
I'm Mr. Clean.
-(Watch my white suit, there... Oh, yeah? You think
I'm pretty? I'm clean, 'n lookin' pretty good
Players On This Song
Records On Which This Song Has Appeared
Singles
- Mr. Clean (02:11) / Jessie Lee (01:56) - Mr. Clean (1964)
Zappa Albums & Side Projects
- 1964 ~ Cucamonga Years - The Early Works Of Frank Zappa (1962-1964) (1991) ~ Mr. Clean
- 1964 ~ Cucamonga - Frank's Wild Years (1998) ~ Mr. Clean
- 1964 ~ For Collectors Only (2002) ~ Mr. Clean
- ? ~ Joe's XMASage - Mr. Clean (Alternate Mix)