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Once upon a time, a long time ago, a funny looking man with a question mark shaped body, a hook nose, a drooping moustache and an evil goatee, did an interview with a nice clean wholesome attractively mod rock & roll interviewer person. Funny Frank Zappa mentioned in passing that one day, in the future, there was going to be a movie about The Mothers Of Invention.
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The hip and intelligent rock & roll writer person laughed.
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Hah hah hah.
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He said, "The Mothers of what?" All the fashionable feather, bead, and headband people who read the hip and intelligent rock & roll writer person's article laughed.
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All the groovy people agreed there will never be such a movie.
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Who needs it?
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Then one day when nobody was looking this mysterious movie came out and along with it came a soundtrack album the likes of which had never been imagined before. The soundtrack album from Frank Zappa's 200 Motels.
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Deluxe double album featuring The Mothers Of Invention, the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra of London, an amazing classical chorus, a sixteen page book of scenes from the movie itself and a giant full color theater poster!
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Frank Zappa's 200 Motels! It's available now from United Artists!
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Now there's a company with guts!
