Bwana Dik

Lyrics

I've got the thing you need

I am endowed beyound your wildest

Clearasil-spattered fantasies, oh oh oh..

Girls from all over the world

Love to write my name on the toilet walls

At the whisky a go go

For I am bwana dik

I am bwana dik

Me bwana dik

Me bwana dik

My dick is a monster

Give me your heart

My dick is a harley

You kick it to start

(chorus line)

When bwana dik speaks

The heavens will part

My dick is a dagger

Ill force it to fit

My dick is a reamer, baby

To scream up your slit

Steam it!

Ream it!

Cream it!

Records On Which This Song Has Appeared

Zappa Albums

In order of recording:

• Disconnected Synapses in Penis Dimension (interpolating early "Bwana Dik")
• Tengo Ná Minchia Tanta
• Fillmore East, June 1971