Stick It Out

Lyrics

Act II

SCENE TEN

JOE:
Fick mich, du miserabler Hurensohn
Du miserabler Hurensohn
Fick mich, du miserabler Hurensohn
Streck ihn aus
Streck aus deinem heißen gelockten...
Streck ihn aus
Streck aus deinem heißen gelockten...
Streck ihn aus
Streck aus deinem heißen gelockten Schwanz
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahh!

Mach es sehr schnell
Rein und raus
Magisches Schwein
Mach es sehr schnell
Rein und raus
Magisches Schwein
Bis es spritzt, spritzt, spritzt, spritzt
Feuer!
Bis es spritzt, spritzt, spritzt, spritzt
Feuer!

Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa!
Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa!
Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa!
Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa!

(Stunned by JOE's command of its native tongue, a gleaming model XQJ-37 nuclear powered Pan-Sexual Roto-Plooker named Sy Borg, previously thought to be the son of the lady who called the police on cut two, side I, spindles over to JOE and says.)

SY BORG:
Pick me... I'm clean... I am also programmed for conversational English. May I have this dance?

JOE:
I've got a better idea:

Fuck me, you ugly son of a bitch
You ugly son of a bitch
Fuck me, you ugly son of a bitch
Stick it out
Stick out yer hot curly weenie
Stick it out
Stick out yer hot curly weenie
Stick it out
Stick out yer hot curly weenie!
Weenie, weenie, weenie!

Make it go fast
(In and out) In and out,
Magical Pig
Make it go fast
(In and out) In and out,
Magical Pig
Till it squirts (squirts), squirts (squirts), squirts (squirts), squirts (squirts)
Fire
Till it squirts (squirts), squirts (squirts), squirts (squirts), squirts (squirts)
Fire

Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa
Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa
Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa
Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa

(Whereupon, in order to prove to JOE that he is no ordinary Appliance, SY quotes a few lines of traditional American Love Poetry.)

Sy Borg:
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this? Do you come here often? Wait a minute... I've got it: You're an Italian! What? You're Jewish? Love your nails! You must be a Libra! Your place or mine? Your place or mine? Your place or mine? Your place or mine? Your place or mine? Your place or mine?

See the chrome
Feel the chrome
Touch the chrome
Heal the chrome
See the screaming
Hot black steaming
Iridescent naugahyde python screaming
Steam Roller!

CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... Joe and his date are going back to the apartment to have a little party.

Players On This Song

Joe's Garage Acts II & III version

• Frank Zappa lead guitar, vocals
• Warren Cuccurullo rhythm guitar, vocals
• Denny Walley slide guitar, vocals
• Ike Willis lead vocals
• Peter Wolf keyboards
• Tommy Mars keyboards
• Arthur Barrow bass, vocals
• Ed Mann percussion, vocals
• Vinnie Colaiuta drums, combustible vapors, optometric abandon

Records On Which This Song Has Appeared

Singles

• Bobby Brown (02:50) / Stick It Out (04:34) - Frank Zappa (1979)
• Stick It Out (04:34) / Why Does It Hurt When I Pee (02:36) - Frank Zappa (1979)

Zappa Albums & Side Projects

• Joe's Garage Acts II & III
• Buffalo

Notes About This Song

• This song was part of the lost Sofa Suite.

CC Clues In This Song

• This song features German lyrics.
• It features a variation of the famous line "What's a girl like you doin' in a place like this?". This seduction monologue was used earlier in Dancin' Fool.
• It quotes part of the lyrics from Latex Solar Beef. ("Hear the steam, See the steam, Hear the steaming hot black screaming, Iridescent naugahyde python gleaming steam roller")