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| + | A lot of people don't bother about their friends in the VEGETABLE KINGDOM. They think, <b>"Ah, what can I say? What can a person like myself say to a vegetable?"</b> But the answer is simple, my friends... just call... and tell them how you feel... about MUFFINS, PUMPKINS, WAX PAPER, CALEDONIA, MAHOGANIES, ELBOWS AND GREEN THINGS IN GENERAL... and soon: A NEW RAPPORT! You and your new little green & yellow buddies... grooving together! OH NO! Maintaining your coolness together! Worshipping together in the church of your choice! ONLY IN AMERICA! Woh-oh-oh-ah-agh-h... | ||
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| + | <br>Call any vegetable | ||
| + | <br>Call it by name | ||
| + | <br>You gotta call one today | ||
| + | <br>When you get off the train | ||
| + | <br>Call any vegetable | ||
| + | <br>And the chances are good | ||
| + | <br>AR-R-H-R that the vegetable | ||
| + | <br>Will respond to you... | ||
| + | <br>OH NO! Can you see them responding? | ||
| + | <br>The PUMPKIN is breathing hard: | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | <br>HUFFA PUFFA HUFFA PUFFA etc. | ||
| + | <br>what a pumpkin... | ||
==Players On This Song== | ==Players On This Song== | ||
Revision as of 09:54, 27 July 2005
Contents
Lyrics
A lot of people don't bother about their friends in the VEGETABLE KINGDOM. They think, "Ah, what can I say? What can a person like myself say to a vegetable?" But the answer is simple, my friends... just call... and tell them how you feel... about MUFFINS, PUMPKINS, WAX PAPER, CALEDONIA, MAHOGANIES, ELBOWS AND GREEN THINGS IN GENERAL... and soon: A NEW RAPPORT! You and your new little green & yellow buddies... grooving together! OH NO! Maintaining your coolness together! Worshipping together in the church of your choice! ONLY IN AMERICA! Woh-oh-oh-ah-agh-h...
Call any vegetable
Call it by name
You gotta call one today
When you get off the train
Call any vegetable
And the chances are good
AR-R-H-R that the vegetable
Will respond to you...
OH NO! Can you see them responding?
The PUMPKIN is breathing hard:
HUFFA PUFFA HUFFA PUFFA etc.
what a pumpkin...
Players On This Song
Records On Which This Song Has Appeared
Zappa Albums
- Absolutely Free. Same take on:
- Mothermania, included in Call Any Vegetable
Tribute & Cover Albums
Notes About This Song
Soft-Sell Conclusion was originally called "If You Like Chickens".
